Jul 3, 2019
Fall Out Boy
Excellent boyfriend. Very sweet. Your mom likes him. Occasionally, in his sleep, he mumbles about murdering you. Just occasionally. Maybe you dreamed that.
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Fall Out Boy
Excellent boyfriend. Very sweet. Your mom likes him. Occasionally, in his sleep, he mumbles about murdering you. Just occasionally. Maybe you dreamed that.
IDKHBTFM
Wears cardigans? Like a lot? Also, DEEP undercurrent of anger. Like, not afraid to cut a motherfucker, anger. But he is SO nice to your younger brothers.
Green Day
They are too old for you. What? You are forty one? They are still too old for you.
My Chemical Romance
Your high school boyfriend who was an AMAZING artist and would take you to dates at that funky international supermarket cafeteria and then you kind of lost touch and he sent you a postcard from Africa a couple years ago? Maybe you’ll reconnect someday. Maybe it was all a dream.
Twenty One Pilots
Not really ready to date anybody, just now. Working on themselves. Always good for a late night coffee meetup, though.
Saint motel
Owns multiple top hats. Good listener.
Indigo girls
It was going amazing until you washed her cast iron skillet.
Imagine dragons
50% songs about how he is never gonna change
50% songs about how sorry he is that he screwed up
This is just back of the envelope math my dude, but one of these is untenable.