#baraiism

[hxroic-wxlls-fxrever]

This halloween, Futaba is dressing up as the scariest horror icon in existence...

A J*B APPLICATION

“ G-GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! “

The Boccher’s worst nightmare…

A J*B

[umatothemoon]

Is Gold Ship forklift certified?

" What respectable God among men is NOT forklift certified? " She sang, hands rising to cup her face. There was no need for this odd stranger to know the truth of the matter- even if Gold Ship wasn't forklift certified, she wouldn't ever be met with a life or death situation that required certification.

" Back in the day, I would move construction materials from place to place at this local hardware shop! The masses ADORED yours truly for her incredible, awesome prowess with it. "

[historias-multorum]

@baraiism

"What? You're my wife and you have a nice butt? What's the problem?"

[kikaifreak]

Shino is bugsexual, his horny ass could not survive the incest exhibit at the museum /silly

"The exhibit of what...? What did you just say?"

[fantomevoleur]

Million Yen Question: Akechi or Akechi?

You cannot back out of this now, Akira >:)

Who would my muse rather kiss: Send two names

C'MERE AKECHI!! COME GET A SMOOCH FROM THE ATTIC TRASH!

[shootingxstardust]

"I cast..." Flatter butt!

( For Rose! It's equivalent exchange! )

Send "I cast..." and a magic spell to cast it on my muse

"OI! Now I my ass is flat! My ass is best feature!" Now zoomies will be even less enjoyable.

[hxroic-wxlls-fxrever]

Be like Gold Ship

C̸̗̦̮͛̉̀Ô̷̢͎͌̉̿͐̕N̷̩͊̉̾͂͛́͑̚S̸͇͕̤̔̌̏̌̓̽̑̌̈́̓͜U̷̙̥̜̮̥̘͓̖̰̘͛͘͝M̶̢͈̈́͋̓̌̈́̈́͝E̷̛̘͕͚̝̩̥͌͛̀̈́͛̕ ̶̣̱̗̖̔̍̇̏͋̋͆̽̊͘T̵̯̥̺͓̬̥̗̹̍͊̆̇H̸̡̰̹̹̭͍̹̒̉͋̎E̷̛̗̤̺͋̀̇̇̈́̐͂͘ ̸̨̡̡͇͖͖̞͚̑͐S̷̙̗̈́̒̾̆̋̏̑O̶̪̠̘͔̺̽͌̄̽̇Ư̴̞͖̙̤̣̺̐͛̓̔͆͂̍̈́͝L̸̡̗͒̍S̴̨̫̮̹̬̰͍͒̎̊̆̐̐͒͋͘͝ ̵̧̺͔͇̀Ō̸̩̼̫̦͎̠͍̖̆̈́͆̔͠F̵͙̫̹̤̟̪͋͋͆̌ ̵̬͔̹̳̒Ṭ̶͓͉̳̙̝̺̘̜͑̈́͊͑̿̾̏̈́͜͝͠H̵͚̯͈̥͑̅͋E̷̫̻̤͉̖͙͈͈͛̔̄ͅ ̷͔̺͑̍̋͆̊̈͑͌̎I̷̦̤̳̪͇͚̥̰̦̥͊̉̊̐̅̌͘͝N̷̳̖̘̦͎̬̖̂̑̓̍͛̿͋́̈́͒N̵̡̛̛̺̫͎̭̔̀͑͌͆̏͆͘O̶͇͓̥̞̣͉͚͌̽͛́͒̿͂͗́͘͜C̵̱̩̤̯̰̮̄ͅÈ̷̺͚Ń̶̡̛̛̛̬̣͚͉̥͍̇͗̇̇̚T̴͇͋͊̋̈́̉͗͠

" ...C-can I have a bagel, instead? "

NO.

" Two bagels?? "

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

[paradise-in-k4]

“It was those fairies, duh! The ones that unionized and asked me to train them as my apprentices!”

“Okay, but yeah it was actually that fairy guild. They recovered a few hundred of them over the course of several decades from the outside world and then some more from the otherworlds and a few that got gapped into Gensokyo, fixed ‘em up with the kappas’ help, and now they drive them out on weird adventures in the otherworlds beyond Gensokyo. Although… they’ve been very active in this stuff since the start of the new decade.

Very rarely do I need to actually accompany them since they usually embark in groups of four to six and their activities are beyond Gensokyo’s borders, but they usually hail me down when they need me. Turns out that regular humans have indeed attempted to create their own danmaku patterns in the sky with them, although they’re moreso meant to kill instead of being a sense of beauty.”