#barbara matiland

[cadysherons]

Barbara: awww bad day, want a capri sun?

Beetlejuice: I'm an adult. Of course I want a capri sun.

[i-used-to-wear-the-fedora]

A Beetlejuice AU where Beej and Lydia accidentally scared the girl scout to death.

Lydia: *prodding Skye with her foot* Ugh...I think we went a little too far.

Beetlejuice: *holding a shovel* Luckily I was prepared for this kind of thing!

-Course Skye comes back as a ghost and of course Lydia, feeling like shit for accidentally killing her let's her hang around.

Barbara and Adam: *see a ghost child* BaBy?

Skye is very confused and isn't really sure what's going on. At all. She just wanted to sell cookies damn it.

[team-zoey-has-two-hands]

lydia: mom, drop a nuclear bomb so i know you’re listening

two days later: nuclear bomb drops in kikiatamikky canada, killing 500,000,000 people

lydia: hello to you too