#broadway text posts

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Guess who just saw Wicked and needs an outlet

[cadysherons]

Beetlejuice: (walking around the aquarium after six hours. Still disappointed)

Lydia: okay but truly what did you think a tiger shark was?

[jazzyyyjones]

Friend: Are you okay?

Me to myself: To my recollection, Eliza is the only character who has a pony tail in act two, which is kinda weird. Except, if you think about it, all the characters in act 1 that have a ponytail (Hamilton, Laurens, Lafayette, etc.)are fighting in a war. But Eliza's battles are in act 2. Her husband's affair, the loss of her son, Alexander's death, and her 50 year struggle to preserve his legacy from the slandering of his enemies. She also had to raise 7 other children by herself and-

Me: I'm fine.

[cadysherons]

Beetlejuice: the eagles won last night

Charles: oh? You watched the game?

Beetlejuice: (covered in scratches) what game.

[cadysherons]

Cordelia: THREE MONTHS

Whizzer: what is she yelling about?

Charlotte: nothing !!

Cordelia: you WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR THREE MONTHS AND SAID NOTHING.

[cadysherons]

Barbara: awww bad day, want a capri sun?

Beetlejuice: I'm an adult. Of course I want a capri sun.

[cadysherons]

Barbara: and what do we say when we feel like throwing Beetlejuice off a bridge?

Lydia: yeet.

Barbara: no.

[cadysherons]

Cady: you're gorgeous, brilliant, and you are going to kick butt.

Damian: are you talking ... To a golden retriever?

Cady: (through tears) mhm —.