#barbariantruth

[thebarbarianyo]

If you don’t like this, I’m going to send a little goblin girl that knows how to play the flute like Jethro Tull into your window while you’re sleeping……..…Now if you do like this…I’m going to send a little goblin girl that knows how to play the flute like Jethro Tull into your window, but while you’re awake. You know, so she can entertain you and your friends. Now choose wisely, yo

[thebarbarianyo]

I got a bad disease up from my brain is where I bleed, yo

[thebarbarianyo]

you know who’s awesome? jon batiste, yo

[thebarbarianyo]

Hi, I’m The Barbarian and I have pica. I have pica and I crave Martin Short. I will eat you little man. Watch your back, yo

[thebarbarianyo]

A little weird man climbed into my brain and recorded a voice memo of it and called it “A Small Package of Value Will Come to You, Shortly” and released it under the name Jefferson Airplane, yo