#barbie ken

[rika-mortis]

Life is beach

[cheesy-cryptid]

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[unifieddumpcc]

— DISCODOLL

– wilford (motherlovin') warfstache x ken (barbie)

– song; tell me, ernest by megan hilty

[theotheronez]

Ahdhdgajkdjaks discodoll gives me cuteness aggression

[punzoclown]

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you...

[romanticgumchewer]

🏹 from a prompt ☀️ - no warnings ♥️ - fluff 🔥 - smut/sexual content 🩸 - violence/blood 🥀 - angst

Drive - The Driver

➷ need you (370) - ♥️🔥 - i don't know what this is i just needed to purge it from my brain. driver has a bad night, comes home to you and needs you bad style.

Project Hail Mary - Ryland Grace

➷ coma berenices (1K) - ♥️ - you cut grace's hair so he looks like himself again.

└➤ mons maenalus (774) - ♥️ - you give grace a massage after he hurts himself.

➷ give me mercy no more (2.7K) - 🔥 - you've fought your entire life, tooth and nail, to be respected as an omega. an omega scientist at that. now, on the most important and last mission of your life, things go wrong in the worst way possible.

➷ you can hold my hand (437) - 🩸♥️🏹 - you get injured while doing an EVA.

➷ i can't do this anymore (500) - 🏹🥀 - boxer!ryland and mafiaprincess!reader break up.

➷ my whole world fell apart (780) - 🏹🥀 - spiderman!ryland reveals his identity to you....and breaks your heart all in one go.

➷ alpha!ryland yapping - ♥️🩸🔥🏹

Blade Runner 2049 - Officer K

➷ what's it like? (2.1K) - ♥️🥀 - a miracle. an impossibility. you come to k with news that changes everything he's ever known.

➷ they won't take you away from me ever again (354) - 🩸🥀🏹 - k finds you after you have been taken.

➷ kiss it make it better (574) - 🔥🏹 - k likes you new nurses uniform.

The Barbie Movie - Ken

➷ rhinestone cowboy (1.4K) - ♥️🩸 - after travelling to the real world to find himself, ken ends up joining the travelling carnival as a rodeo clown/stable boy. he definitely wasn't attracted to the carnival at first because of the horses. no way. and he definitely doesn't decide to stick around because of you...A horse rider/trainer/performer that is quite simply the most beautiful thing he's ever seen. nope. definitely not.

The Nice Guys - Holland March

➷ not for stealing universe masterlist

➷ liquid courage/stupidity (628) - 🔥🏹 - you and holland are partners with benefits, only neither of you want to talk about it.

The Fall Guy - Colt Seavers

➷ feel less far series masterlist

➷ positions (371) - 🔥🏹 - colt as the habit of throwing you around like a rag doll.

➷ knight!colt yapping - ♥️🔥🥀

➷ soulmate believer (420) - 🏹♥️ - knight!colt and princess!reader escape a ball to a quiet balcony.

➷ alpha!colt yapping - ♥️🩸🥀🔥🏹

The Gray Man - Sierra Six

➷ still call home series masterlist

➷ hey, listen to me. you're safe. nothing is going to hurt you (979) - 🩸🏹🥀 - you have a nightmare, six is there to comfort you.

➷ if you don't know where to go, you can always come here (1.1K) - 🩸♥️🏹 - six comes to you, his best kept secret, for comfort after a mission.

➷ tension thick as fog (1.5K) - 🔥🏹 - you and six hide in a closet while on a mission.

➷ knight!court yapping - 🩸🥀🔥

➷ alpha!court yapping - ♥️🩸🔥🥀🏹

La La Land - Sebastian Wilder

➷ tell me to stay and i will be here for as long as you need me (815) - 🔥🥀🏹 - your first night with seb doesn't go how you would want it to, but he is very understanding.

➷ let me check this out (1.4K) - 🔥🏹 - sebastian has a little game for you to play while he practices the piano.

General Geese Posting

➷ coltland gentry boxer!au yapping - 🥀🩸🔥

➷ what pet name do they call you - ☀️♥️

➷ what they are in a medieval/fantasy au - ☀️

➷ what are they in a bridgerton au || how you meet them - ☀️

➷ what are they like with a tall reader - ☀️🏹

➷ what they are in a greek mythology au - ☀️🏹

➷ how are they with a nonverbal reader - ☀️♥️

➷ how are they when they hear your previous partner didn't make you cum - 🔥

➷ what are they in a superhero au - ☀️🏹

➷ what are they in an a/b/o au - ☀️

➷ soulmate au - ☀️🏹

➷ what are they in a pirate au - ☀️~NEW!

[binchidavinci]

Bush Blues

Thank you to @soupiemeowmeow for this wonderful idea (Ken x AFAB! reader)

'You shave your bush: Ken is horrified.'

Ken had you laid out on the bed like you were the most precious thing in all of Barbieland and beyond. Since moving to the real world, he had discovered something he loved even more than 'beach' and horses: that was, going down on you. On this occasion, his hands— big and warm as ever— were hooked into the waistband of your pants, ready to pull them down in one dramatic flourish. He didn't care what you were wearing on top; in fact, he left you fully-clothed above the waist, and completely nude below, oftentimes. All he cared about was getting between your thighs and making you squirm for as long as he was allowed.

He was already whispering sweetly, trembling slightly as he wrestled your jeans from your legs and threw them over his shoulder. “I’m gonna worship you so good, baby.” He began to pull your panties down, expecting to see the usual sight of bush that he loved so much (being unable to grow pubic hair, himself, he was infatuated with yours), but was confused to find nothing but soft skin. He pulled your panties down further and further, thinking you'd perhaps just trimmed a little lower, or he'd misremembered how far down it started. Ken furrowed his brows, confused and frustrated that something was afoot, and yanked your panties all the way down to your ankles. He gasped in horror, hands flying to his mouth. His eyes remained wide, disbelieving, as he lowered his hands back down to your thighs. “Uhhh… babe?” His voice cracked. “Where is your lovely bush, please?” You propped yourself up on your elbows and blinked. “Huh?” He rubbed a thumb tentatively over the mound, as if the missing hair would magically reappear. “Your beautiful little bush, babe! It’s... it’s all naked!” You stared down, puzzled, then realised. “Oh,” you let out a small laugh. “Yeah, I shaved. I thought you’d like it. Y’know… kind of a summery situation?”

Ken sat back on his heels, looking absolutely devastated. “You… you shaved it?” he repeated back. “For... summer?” His eyes began to glisten, his lip wobbling, then he flopped face-forward onto the bed, crying softly. The smile fell off your face: he looked like he was going through the seven stages of grief really quickly. “Baby, nooo!” You cooed, sitting up quickly and closing your legs to prevent him from being reminded of the tragedy. "It's ok, Ken!" You rubbed soothing circles on his muscular back, still clad in his denim vest. “But— but I love your bush,” he cried out, a single tear rolling down his rosy cheek. “It was so… so you! Like a welcome mat, guarding the happiest place in the world! And now it’s just— gone.” He looked so genuinely heartbroken you almost felt bad for the smile that crept onto your face: you fought hard to suppress it, and half-succeeded, offering a sympathetic grimace. “Awww, Ken, c'mon,” you reached down, rolling him over (he limply allowed you) and cupping his face, thumbs wiping away his hot tears. “Baby, it’ll grow back! Give it a few weeks and—" "A few weeks!?" Ken wailed, alarmed. He began to sob dramatically, rolling over to bury his face in the covers again. "Maybe less!" You negotiated, rubbing his back with increasing rigour. "It'll be back and I'll never shave again, I promise!"

With that, Ken ceased his wailing, sniffled and sat up. He stared at you with big, wet puppy eyes as he spoke. “You promise?” he whispered pathetically. “Never again?” You had to bite your lip to keep from laughing, nodding your head solemnly. “I promise, Ken. My bush will return for good. I was just trying a new look.” He let out a shaky breath of relief and dramatically collapsed forward, burying his face between your breasts like he’d just survived a war. “Thank you,” he mumbled into your skin. “I support all of your choices… but please: never take my beloved bush away from me again. I wasn’t ready. I may never be ready.” He gripped your waist with all his might. You stroked his hair, grinning. “Okay, Ken, it's okay," you giggled. "Now… are we gonna finish what we started, or are we mourning my bush all night?” Ken lifted his head, eyes still a little glassy but determined. “I’ll be strong,” he declared bravely, looking down at your shaved mound with reverence. “For you. Even if it’s difficult.” He pecked your lips, then crawled down you to go back to doing what he did best.

[flannycartoon]

OKAY OKAY GUYS

Sebastian Wilder x The actor-Mark from the Meta ending of a date with Markiplier

AND, Ken x Yency

Do you see my vision?