"what happened," john explained, "is that eppy just kept on and on at me. until one night i finally just pulled me trousers down and said to him: 'oh, for christ’s sake, brian, just stick it up me f*****g arse then!'
"and he said to me, 'actually, john, i don't do that kind of thing. that’s not what i like to do!’
'well, i said, 'what is it you like to do, then?'
"and he said, 'i’d really just like to touch you, john.'
"and so i let him toss me off."
— pete shotton, ‘john lennon: in my life’
















