hi it's me, the anon who sent in the ramble about kayn and a reader who has a nonstandard master!
your little scenarios were adorable!!! but bard's is KILLING ME lmao can't stop cackling because
kayn: "hello sir, it's nice to meet you, i'm your apprentice's boyfriend"
bard: [VERY LOUD HORN NOISES]
also based veigar enjoyer!!! i love my tall(lmao) wizard boy
-sincerely, bard anon (giving myself a name now!)
[[ HELLO! I'm glad you had fun. VEIGAR IS SO LOVABLE. And I just love the idea of Kayn being a good boy and wanting to do his best to give an amazing first impression but being thrown in such a fucking weird scenario he's just left gobsmacked stunned LMFAO
Death and Murder he can deal with, the cheering meeps???? INSTRUMENTS AND CHOIR NOISES????? WHATEVER BARD IS????? IS BARD SMILING??? HE CANT TELL Oh no. Kayn's crying.]]