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A spell called “Literally Fucking Nothing” that uses all your spell slots and does literally nothing

petrichortiefling-deactivated20

Chronic fatigue.

#i cant lmao

parentheticalaside

Time has an interactive feature to discover what your name would be if you were born today, based on popularity of your birth year vs. now.

My name would be Mylah. With all apologies to anyone named Mylah, I am now very happy to be named not Mylah.

#Rachel #if you spell my name right #if you spell it the more popular way (with an i)#it would be zoe

catchymemes

sweet-soul-brotha

#me lol

The problem with having so many WIPs is that I can’t decide which one I want to work on, so I work on none of them :/

#just writer things #and executive dysfunction things lmao

punsanddragons

“but aces are only 1% of the population!”

okay, do you have a friend who:

has green eyes (2% of the world’s population)

has red hair (1-2% of the world’s population)

regularly watches anime (~3.5% of the world’s population)

is vegan (.5-3% of the world’s population)

has a phd (1.1% of the world’s population that has been to university)

knows how to code (.5% of the world’s population)

can dunk a basketball on a regulation sized hoop (1% of the world population)

lives in california (.5% of the world’s population)

the chances are pretty damn good you know someone in an above group. i’ll admit, the numbers aren’t perfect. but just think about it. what are the odds you know someone who is ace?

especially when more and more people are realizing they’re aspec due to more visibility

bundibird

Now seems like a great time to point out that as of 2021 the global population is around 7.8 billion. What’s 1% of 7.8 billion?

78,000,000.

Thats 78 million. There are at least 78 million aces in the world.

The country of France has around 67 and a half million people. There are more asexuals than there are French people.

Furthermore, 1% is a conservative estimate. There are other sources that say that as many as 5% of the global population is ace. So at minimum, there are more aces than French folk. Or maybe there’s as many of 390 million of us. Thats more than the current population of the United States.

sunshine-tattoo

Finally. My people outnumber the French. We may win yet.

akiyty

we invade at dawn and take all the cheese and pastries

grison-in-space

A thought I had this morning also about intersectional representation: if you assume all these traits are wholly disconnected, then it seems like rank madness to imagine, say, an asexual who can code and who has a PhD. That’s a lot of unusual factors!

But like. I’m right here and I’m not even the only one I know. The world is a big fucking place, my dudes; sample the probability space of the human condition for long enough and you’ll find some additive examples for sure.

#asexual #ace #does it count if im ace #kinda know how to code #and am in a phd program??#lol but yeah this shit is a lot more common than people seem to think

yeahwrite

🕯✨manifesting that 2022 will be a good year for writing✨🕯

I eat literally anything near my cat and she’s like... O_O is for me??? BITCH you are a bloodthirsty carnivore who craves violence why do you want my chocolate chip muffin?

#ally rants #cats #this is what being a cat mom is I suppose #shes not hungry either I leave food out #ya know... cat food FOR CATS #but nope she’d rather eat my muffin and salad than treats or meat or anything

autistic-af

Tag how YOUR brain workles

Source ~ Michael McCreary

#im either soup or full of yarn there is no in between

bogleech

The tiny swimmers wreak havoc across the globe, but the robofish shocked them enough to impair their survival and reproduction

They made a robot fish whose job is to protect native tadpoles by scaring invasive mosquitofish and it even has a camera that lets it differentiate the two

#this is hilarious #introduced fish to get rid of mosquitos but it backfires #so logical next step is robot that scares fish to death

elfdykes

Me: That “ooh squirrel!” stereotype with ADD and ADHD is offensive and undermines all of the actual struggles that come along with the disorder

Also me: *sees any kind of animal in the middle of any conversation* HOLY SHIT

soaringsearingphoenix

It’s about prioritization of urgency!!! The conversation stays in front of me but the animal will walk away in a minute! You won’t get to see it if I don’t say something NOW!!!

#me with stray cats #and dogs