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A spell called “Literally Fucking Nothing” that uses all your spell slots and does literally nothing
Chronic fatigue.
Time has an interactive feature to discover what your name would be if you were born today, based on popularity of your birth year vs. now.
My name would be Mylah. With all apologies to anyone named Mylah, I am now very happy to be named not Mylah.
The problem with having so many WIPs is that I can’t decide which one I want to work on, so I work on none of them :/
“but aces are only 1% of the population!”
okay, do you have a friend who:
has green eyes (2% of the world’s population)
has red hair (1-2% of the world’s population)
regularly watches anime (~3.5% of the world’s population)
is vegan (.5-3% of the world’s population)
has a phd (1.1% of the world’s population that has been to university)
knows how to code (.5% of the world’s population)
can dunk a basketball on a regulation sized hoop (1% of the world population)
lives in california (.5% of the world’s population)
the chances are pretty damn good you know someone in an above group. i’ll admit, the numbers aren’t perfect. but just think about it. what are the odds you know someone who is ace?
especially when more and more people are realizing they’re aspec due to more visibility
Now seems like a great time to point out that as of 2021 the global population is around 7.8 billion. What’s 1% of 7.8 billion?
78,000,000.
Thats 78 million. There are at least 78 million aces in the world.
The country of France has around 67 and a half million people. There are more asexuals than there are French people.
Furthermore, 1% is a conservative estimate. There are other sources that say that as many as 5% of the global population is ace. So at minimum, there are more aces than French folk. Or maybe there’s as many of 390 million of us. Thats more than the current population of the United States.
Finally. My people outnumber the French. We may win yet.
we invade at dawn and take all the cheese and pastries
A thought I had this morning also about intersectional representation: if you assume all these traits are wholly disconnected, then it seems like rank madness to imagine, say, an asexual who can code and who has a PhD. That’s a lot of unusual factors!
But like. I’m right here and I’m not even the only one I know. The world is a big fucking place, my dudes; sample the probability space of the human condition for long enough and you’ll find some additive examples for sure.
🕯✨manifesting that 2022 will be a good year for writing✨🕯
I eat literally anything near my cat and she’s like... O_O is for me??? BITCH you are a bloodthirsty carnivore who craves violence why do you want my chocolate chip muffin?
Tag how YOUR brain workles
Source ~ Michael McCreary
The tiny swimmers wreak havoc across the globe, but the robofish shocked them enough to impair their survival and reproduction
They made a robot fish whose job is to protect native tadpoles by scaring invasive mosquitofish and it even has a camera that lets it differentiate the two
Me: That “ooh squirrel!” stereotype with ADD and ADHD is offensive and undermines all of the actual struggles that come along with the disorder
Also me: *sees any kind of animal in the middle of any conversation* HOLY SHIT
It’s about prioritization of urgency!!! The conversation stays in front of me but the animal will walk away in a minute! You won’t get to see it if I don’t say something NOW!!!
Evolution of Nissan
My cat does this before throwing up
Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.
everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”
Vampire immunity and pain embodiment.
Animancy and Supernatural Immunity. That actually sounds pretty cool.
Fungal Symbiosis and uhh … Genetic Power Link *i think*
the person reblogging this from you is rooting for you to have a happy, healthy, and successfull 2022
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