#bard seduction

[boss-of-armadildos]

The Monster Manual: passé, boring, mid

The Monster's Manual to Handling Bard Seduction:

[dragonimpal67]

The Bard’s Job

My brother explaining to me that a bard’s entire job description is to fuck their way through the campaign. “If there were a tree in your path, the bard could probably seduce it out of your way.”

And he stops. And he goes... “Oh God! I’m engaged to a douglas fir!”