#furry bait

[godivaghoul]

art trade with @highlandkall oc Naomi

[mavrogatphobia]

dangles my twitter handle from fishing pole

[thatssomegoodsoup]

ROXANNE WOLF x READER HCs

CONTENT WARNING: various mentions of self esteem and body image issues

GENERAL HEADCANONS:

Roxanne has made several of her assistants quit in the past

She has severe self esteem issues (and body dysphoria)

She only allows those close to her to call her Roxy (Glamrock Chica calls her 'Annie')

Monty and her are very close friends (they can be found gossiping together or doing each other's nails) (Glamrock Chica is also a close friend of Roxy's)

She masks her pain, and this comes out in the form of aggression, arrogance, and self confidence.

DATING HEADCANONS:

Reader works as Roxanne Wolf's assistant

She will do your makeup if you let her

Her love languages include quality time and physical touch, and those are the two languages she'd like to recieve

Roxy thinks she doesn't deserve you, and has times where she thinks she's too ugly to be with you

^ Due to this, she often doesn't believe most compliments you give her

You attend her shows when you're not busy

Her main interests are beauty products, fashion, beauty in general, go-karting, the wild west, and anything related to the alt, scene, and punk aesthetics, and she will talk/rant/yap to you about all of those things if you let her

Roxy will sometimes start pillow fights with you

Dates primarily include eating at one of the Pizzaplex restaurants, hanging out in her green room, and go-karting

She is very clingy (and very protective of you)

She likes when you brush her hair

Roxy confides in you during her bad days

CREDIT FOR DIVIDER: @thecutestgrotto

it's furry bait time /j

[this-is-anthromisia]

I do understand why people want Pombon to stay on all fours since all but ONE fire starter has been bipedal and it’d be nice to have another quadrapedal one for varieties sake, but at the same time I really hate how people talk about “furry-bait” Pokemon.

Especially Pokemon like Loppunny… yes, yes, funny sexy bunny, haha, whatever. would you believe me if I said it was intentional? The fluff on their arms is literally meant to mimic breasts and give an hourglass silhouette. They have eyeliner and ears meant to mimic hair in an updo. The mega literally has ripped tights. It’s funny to me when people make a big deal out of the design being sexy and overly feminine when that’s… literally the point. Salazzle is similar in that it’s also meant to be sexy.

Lucario and Zoroark were always intended to be anthro. Lucario is a fighting type, and a lot of fighting types are anthropomorphic. Zoroark is a Pokemon that pretends to be human in a lot of ingame folklore.

Machamp, Incineroar, Hawlucha, and Hariyama are all intended to be different types of wrestlers, so of course they all stand on two legs and have muscles, clothes, etc.

It just feels odd to me to look at these designs and go “ew furry” because… yeah? They’re intended to be anthro. It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

This is anthromisia

You cannot convince me that the Pokémon team isn't very aware of furries. It's an easy and lucrative demographic to appeal to. I'm not a Pokémon fan anymore, but I'm still a pretty big fan of Lucario specifically. Are people really gonna be that pissed off if. Pokémon is designed to…make certain people happy?

[everyoneisgayandtrans]

[val-the-flatworm]

[tips hat] Furries...

[snarkincense]

Oops! all furry bait with eyebrows

(and Fire/Fighting again, and the Water type is feminine again)

[whatcha-thinkin]

A mad scientist has uplifted a population of animals to human intelligence! Which animals could live coequal alongside humans?

cats

corvids

dogs

dolphins

elephants

great apes

horses

octopuses

pigs

whales

the only animal that has earned its place at our side is [tag]

no challenger may be allowed to stand. TORCHES! PITCHFORKS! TO ARMS, TO ARMS!

Voting ended onNov 15, 2025