Ok I was drunk last night (bc Paddy’s Day) and I thought it would be a good idea to write a bit of Rosemary fanfic.
“Your name is rose Lalonde and you’re gay af, especially for green alien girls 💚💚💚 You You think Kanaya is so hottttt 🔥🔥🔥 She is sitting across the room knitting something. She just started so you don’t know if it’s a sock or a jumper, but she should be the queen of knitting 👑👑👑 You thought you were good at knitting, but daaaaaamn can that girl knit. She also has really shiny hair. You don’t think she could ever have a bad hair day. You go back to reading the book on your lap. 🤓🤓🤓 You wish you had the metaphorical balls to ask her out 🏀🏐🏉⚽️”














