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[ayanak-archive]

i forgot i made this

[agentsokka]

[imaginerosemary]

Rose would be lowkey clingy, like how a cat is 

she just happens to be in the room with Kanaya, somehow ends up on the couch with her, and then whoops now she’s on Kanaya’s lap while Kan is trying to read. how did that happen

[ayanak-archive]

I’m so proud of Rose Lalonde, who had a lounging eldritch woman as her desktop wallpaper from the baby gay age of 13, for attaining the Supernatural Woman of her dreams. It wasn’t a realistic goal, but damn did she meet it. 

[agentsokka]

Happy Valentine’s Day!

[tackylesbian]

is there anything cuter than a sleepy girl??? i think not

[bass-borot]

two sleepy girls cuddledozing together

[tackylesbian]

i was a fool. an absolute buffoon. you are, of course, correct.

[sixpenceee]

Walking on quicksand is possible because it’s a non-newtonian fluid.Basically, there are lots and lots of sand particles suspended in water but as there are so many, when you step on it the water is forced out and it becomes a solid. If you waited in one spot then you would sink in.

[sucianena]

wtf. cray.

[itsbardofspace]

alien: hello i come in peace

me: bro wtf an alien

alien: yeah totally

me: dude that is awesome how can i totally be of assistance

alien: take me to your lizards

me:

me: bro did u mean leader

alien: *hands me a satellite image of a t rex* nah bro take me to your lizards

me: bro...... you just.... im sorry bro....you just missed um man........ u just barely missed them

[imaslytherinbitch]

[ezrazzle]

Friendly reminder that Tom Felton improvised this scene because he forgot his line.

[radiatingreception-deactivated2]

[mtvnews]

Wondering what Jennifer Aniston thinks about the Brad and Angelina breakup? We have some ideas…

[fayeswitchcraft]

*delicately blows a kiss to all the spirits in my room* please dont knock anything over i live here

[bananonbinary]

what i learned today while tallying homestuck statistics:

Dave has no idea how to end a conversation. I mean, I knew he just never shut the fuck up, but i’m trying to tally the number of conversations and in acts 1-4, and dave has had like, 8, total. cause whenever someone else says goodbye he just keeps talking at them until they eventually come back instead of actually signing out of pesterchum like a normal person

[bananonbinary]

my favorite part of this is how he’s literally exactly the same in real life conversations too. like in openbound pretty much everyone just sort of wanders away during conversations with him and he. just. keeps. going. and then in the finale karkat pretty much confirms that that’s a daily thing with him. Dave is just completely incapable of actually ending conversations and i love him.

[beautifulbelles2016]

September 18th

Brianna Hildebrand

New face in 2016. She played Teenaged Negasonic Warhead in the Deadpool movie.

[whiskeyprincess08]

OH MY GOD SHE’S SUCH A CUTIE PIE

[guryfrog]

Inspired from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=510eMpqVsOc.

I always had the idea to draw this comic, I wanted to do it so bad the idea kept bugging me even at work. So as soon as work finished I rushed home and drew it. It was fun, made me giggle halfway through drawing it.

[queerjarvis]

Okay but Kate McKinnon, a lesbian who has been “out” her whole career, someone who has experienced great depression and rejection, won her first Emmy last night.

JUST LET THAT SINK IN

[zackisontumblr]

my textbook and i have a lot in common