#bardstune

[twicexbladedarchived]

“so you wanna tell me there’s TWO of you?” incoming headache in three... two... one...

[walkerofwastes]

❝ hm, doesn’t rhyme. all good predictions rhyme. ❞

@bardstune

“Oh, I’m sorry. Is my ability to force the Cosmos to give up unfathomable secrets not sufficient because it doesn’t rhyme?“

[witcherblooded]

bardstune replied to your post “do u ever think about how post geralt getting his memory back he sort...”

Do you ever think about how much it hurts and bothers him at having forgotten his best friend and how crushed Dandelion would be to hear he's been forgotten. Just his entire bright sunny mood crumbles and pure deviation reflects on his face before he forces himself to smile and say it's fine even when it's now. That he'll be there for Geralt until the end even if he never remembers him. Because Geralt is his everything.

YOU JUST MADE IT 1000X WORSE AND THANKS I HATE IT

actually i love it and you’re 100 percent right.

[strengthcfcharacter]

@bardstune​ asked Geralt: “If there’s a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I’ve already won that.”

    “In this world, Jaskier, that prize is death, so you still have a little ways to go. Even then I can think of people that would be more deserving of it,” Geralt pointed out. “Not that you don’t have spectacularly poor judgement however.” The amount of poor judgement that Jaskier exercised would fill a song all on it’s own, and yet Geralt didn’t ever hear Jaskier singing songs about his own idiocy. Just ridiculously overdramatised tunes about the Witcher - one in particular that was getting rather difficult to escape.

            “What did you do this time?”

[witcherblooded]

bardstune replied to your post “[[MOR] honestly it makes me mad that people ignore this. if geralt...”

Jaskier cares. (And I CARE) We shall protect Geralt.

WE APPRECIATE BOTH OF YOU THANK U ILY

[haaklandian]

@bardstune​ replied to your post: also someone tell kaasamir that is’s dangerous to...

And here rests Jaskier. The dumb bitch that followed the fucking idiot of a Witcher who had no idea what the hell he was doing.

kaasamir, always, you stay like right around here i’ll be right back jaskier: do you know what you’re doing? kaasamir: i have no clue jaskier, standing there:

[witcherblooded]

"Geralt, I see you made it back." The Bard was trying very hard to conceal his laughter, gazing up at the Witcher from his notebook with a grin stretched across his face. He looked like a drown rat, soaked to the very core in what looked like the saliva of some creature. Jaskier could spot bits of blood meaning he had probably gotten bit in the process of all of this. Still, he appeared fine and it was hilarious to look at. "So um... You get your reward Geralt?"

random asks||always accepting

Hazard of the job, isn’t it? Being soaked in monster spit and being bitten. His wound is still healing, the thing had taken a good chunk out of his skin. It’s likely to leave a scar but he’s relatively unharmed otherwise. Though, he does seem to be ina rather foul mood. And the bard’s laughter does not help. “You really think I would let someone cheat me out of my reward? Of course, I got it.”