@bardstune asked Geralt: “If there’s a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I’ve already won that.”
“In this world, Jaskier, that prize is death, so you still have a little ways to go. Even then I can think of people that would be more deserving of it,” Geralt pointed out. “Not that you don’t have spectacularly poor judgement however.” The amount of poor judgement that Jaskier exercised would fill a song all on it’s own, and yet Geralt didn’t ever hear Jaskier singing songs about his own idiocy. Just ridiculously overdramatised tunes about the Witcher - one in particular that was getting rather difficult to escape.
“What did you do this time?”















