HHW: Not Just the Tip or the Crack! It’s Rob, Bare Assed!
Today we welcome our new blog H00r, but old friend, @TwoPeas1pod to the team! This is her first official post and rambling with @PrettySparklies. ENJOY! <--PS: Yep, you read that right, she’s totally OLD! :P PS: What a way to end a Tuesday and start off hump day...talking about Rob’s ASS! Not only were we given the trailer for Bel Ami, but today tons of fans in Belgium got to WATCH THE MOVIE!
Why didn't they pick the USA to get the film first?
TP1P: WTF? There is a new trailer? *googles while booking flight to Belgium* I am so outta the loop. PS: Oh well, apparently it’s not “new” cuz you made me doubt myself, so I googled it too! Ha! But it’s the new HD version. ;)
TP1P: So we get to see Rob’s bare ass in HD? Like so super clear we can see if he’s *cough* hairy. *runs to watch* WHY exactly did the fans in Belgium get it today? *whiny American spoiled brat voice* PS: Because the US sucks and doesn’t think we’re ready for angry Rob and his bare ass! TP1P: don’t shoot me. But I find myself watching the trailer and trying to figure out what the heck kinda accent he has in this movie? Is he speaking American?? lol. PS: I DID THE SAME THING! I feel like he’s kinda using his own Americanized accent...maybe? TP1P: I keep thinking of that interview K just did where she said he’s lost his British. I kinda hope they are snuggled up on the couch with Bear somewhere right now and she’s still talking in her SWATH - so he gets his brit-boy back. PS: Why does that thought make me all giddy and breathless? TP1P: Perhaps he needs another road trip. I think Sam and Marcus and Tom could beat some brit-boy back into him. But that also means caveman amish Rob has to come back. *smh* PS: Pretty please!!! TP1P: Wait. How did we get off his ass?? We need to be back on his ass. PS: Either is fine with me! *grins* But yes, seeing Rob thrusting from a bird’s eye view completely naked, within the first 5 minutes of the movie??? YES, PLEASE! TP1P: Seriously? THAT is what the Belgium chickas are saying? PLEASE tell me it’s not thrusting into Uma. Cause I kinda can’t stand her. PS: Yep! And they said it’s some random hooker or something though. So, you’re safe! :D TP1P: I’ll take random hooker... All the women in this movie seem way to old for him. PS: And while I agree, it makes me feel really old saying that Christina Ricci is old. *sigh* TP1P: Fuck. *am I allowed to say fuck on here?? #newbie* She is probably OUR age. *smh*. Course... we are kinda too old for him too. I guess we’d look like that... PS: Bahaha! You’re so cute! Fuck all you want, lady! ;) ….and I suppose we are, but a girl *ahem* can dream! TP1P: *tears self away from Googling ‘Rob’s Ass’.... sorry bb. What did you just say?! PS: You can look at Rob’s ass and fuck all you want! o.O TP1P: There really are pics of Rob if all you Google is ‘Rob’s Ass’. Cause I mean... You know... what OTHER Rob would you possibly be searching for? PS: *runs and googles “rob’s ass”* PS: mmmm...All I can think about is “are those the peen pants?” TP1P: bb I TOTALLY do NOT think that is really Rob’s ass! I think THAT pic of some random guy standing in some really ugly motel ballroom somewhere. I mean. I don’t think Rob would EVER be in a room with carpet that fulgy!? PS: Yeah and I was thinking that butt is a little too bubbly....but girl you know that Rob would totally wear that carpet as well as upholster his furniture with it! o.O TP1P: I need to get more excited for this movie than I am *ducks*. It’s wrong that I am not over the moon about bare naked moleness... But when the thrusting isn’t into kristen... I don’t know... it’s just not the same for me. I know. I know. I have issues. PS: I’m right there with you. I kinda feel guilty after reading the Belgium fans’ accounts of the film on Robstenation, because I really hadn’t planned to see in the theatre. More than likely I was just going to wait til dvd. I’m such a bad fan. :( TP1P: Now see... will it only play in little art house theatres? Cause there is one downtown that I dragged MrTP1P to for Welcome To The Rileys. I will totally drag him again, BUT there better be some naked bewbies from some of those old ladies in the film cause if it’s just naked Rob crack he will be mad. He was kinda bummed WTTR didn’t have a lil more ‘skin’. PS: Bahahahaha! ….and Uh oh...I did more googling and now I’m totally ashamed to say I’m a Rob fan.....that is Rob Kardashian’s ass!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TP1P: See! I know my ass! I don’t think you can afford to wait till the DVD sweetie... I think you need a Rob Ass tutorial as soon as those Belguim chicks finish with it and send it across the pond to us. You need to study up. When do we get it? *bad fan asks other bad fan*. Stops to ponder. I wonder if the moles go all the way down?? PS: Hahahahaha! So, I like to “buy movies for free off the internet.” That’s how I’ll catch up before the dvd comes out. ;) …..Ugh, now I can’t stop googling Rob’s ass...I’m trying to find the picture of his cute ass in that maroon suit...my fav suit ever! But, this will do: TP1P: you said I was allowed... so: fuuuuuuuuuuck..... boy should never use a belt. Ever. PS: Hmm...when does it come to the states? IMDB says March 2nd! TP1P: Just drew a molely crack on my calendar! PS: ROFLMAO! I hope he doesn’t have moles in his crack, cuz that would suck. hehe TP1P: Quick. Who do we know in Belgium? They should know by now... *goes back to original whining like a stupid American* PS: Hmm...I dunno...do we know anyone? Do you?! *sobs* TP1P: Sadly... I know Rob’s ass when I see it... but I do NOT know anyone in Belgium. I think there are a whole lotta girls in Belgium today who have people asking to be their new besties. PS: FOR SURE! I’m in your twitter feed stalking your timeline. Okay, Okay....we’re done beating it... *twss* Happy Humpin’ H00r Wednesday!!
WELCOME TO CRAZY-TOWN, TWOPEAS1POD!
PrettySparklies & TwoPeas1Pod <3 But seriously, Belgium fans, are there moles in his crack? This doesn’t make us creepy, right? :D