I didn't think those reddit threads of people arguing about the existence of mutant ninja turtles in New York were legit WOW here I thought all those pictures were photoshopped. Or that the pizza delivery guy was just making shit up.
They are photoshopped. Do you see how weird my shell looks in some of them? Do you see how airbrushed I am? I'm offended. Iv'e got less pores in those pics than a Kardashian.














