#bari star

[6th-for-truth]

If Harrow's BARI-star river AU took it one step further and went full on ancient coffee shop.

Available here.

[theaologies]

You know I gotta have my bio-adaptive reuptake inhibitors in the morning- and make sure not to trigger the memories of the person you lobotomized yourself to forget until after you’ve taken that first sip!

[liesmyth]

Important question: in the coffee shop AU which character would be the background player who’s rooting for them super hard and then goes “finally I thought you idiots would never get it together!” during the dramatic realization moment? Essential aspect of the genre that we didn’t get to see

Marta Dyas. MARTA DYAS.

Cohort barista Gideon made a pass at Marta as a fresh baby-faced recruit and Marya was like, nah, but I'll teach you to pick up chicks. She introduced Gideon to beer (and to greasy hangover-cure food). She was in the background of that "you take it black :)" moment and she noticed that the ninth house goth got flustered when she saw Gideon's biceps. She spent months wingwomaning hardcore, waiting in the background for them to get together and occasionally destroying Gideon's cool rep with a well placed embarrassing story

[bluemoonrabbit]

Oh my god