This is how you say “I love you” in barista
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This is how you say “I love you” in barista
Last day of work.
Been at the same spot for 20 years and through 3 different owners.
This feels weird.
“You seem tired, you should try sleeping more.”
Oh, should I?? Let me get right on that.
Insomnia, you’re cancelled! This random shit has just told me the secret to not being exhausted!
Okay Universe. Here’s the deal-
You can either save me from stupid people
or
You can save stupid people from me
🎶I hate the public🎶
What fresh hell is this record?
It sounds like a twangier hamster dance, and I have not had nearly enough caffeine for this.
I love it when people are annoyed at me for being good at my job.
It’s my favorite.
And not insane.
At all.
Some mornings even my coffee needs coffee 😴💤