#barknbake

[askmissbutters]

Number 4 perhaps? 👉👈

"It's my turn?!" The adorable cookie exclaimed, dropping the broom in her excitement and embarrassing herself as she slowly bent down to pick it up by the handle. "Anyways! You wanted to know a lil more about me?" She asked, feeling giddy when you nodded in response, "okay! Well, I'm Kiwi Cupcake! I'm Mister Heart-Eyes' lil sister if you couldn't tell - I am sixteen years old, use she/her pronouns, and I think I'm biromantic? I dunno yet - Oh! Um!" She started snapping her fingers, struggling to remember what else there was until her brother loosely gestured to the cute dress she was wearing and it dawned on her. "Oh! I am very, very, very cottagecore 'cause I think it's a cute look n' lookit all my cute bunny pins!" She said, showing you the adorable rabbit enamel pins that decorated the greed dress she wore that day but, just like everyone else, she did have to get back to work.

[askmissbutters]

Number 1. You know.

"Huh?" The cookie grumbled, displeased that their peaceful smoke break had been interrupted but they knew better than to snap since Butters did warn everybody that folks were gonna be coming around, askin' questions for some kind of journal article? Blog? The cookie couldn't remember, but it wasn't like they had the chance to anyways. "So, you wantin' to know a lil' 'bout me?" They asked, southern drawl sticking to their words like honey. "Alright, I'll bite, uh...the name's Cherry Jollyrancher but y'all can call me Cherry. I'm twenty nine, use they/them pronouns, and I guess you could say I'm queer?" They shrugged, nonchalant as they brought the cigarette up their lips before blowing out a small puff of pink smoke with a sigh, "I guess I'd say I'm more, er, western grunge? Leanin' bit more into the western here lately though, but, that's all I really got for ya, kid. Nice talkin' to ya." Cherry bidded, not allowing you to get a single word in since they really just wanted to be alone - well, until that goofy cookie showed up that is.

[askmissbutters]

hand over number 10 i am BEGGING

“Oh, darling, careful now. Don’t need you fallin’ head over heels for me~” The pink cookie teased, giggling a little to himself as he watched your reaction from behind his spot at the front counter before being elbowed in the side by none other than his little sister to get on with it and, instead of glaring down at her, he pushed on with that charming smile. “I’m Bubblegum Cupcake but, please, call me Bubbles. I’m eighteen years old, use he/him pronouns, and I’m biromantic but, honestly, I don’t think I care about labeling that anymore-” he admitted with a casual shrug, kicking his feet against the hard wood of the counter. “Umm, I’m very charming, suave, a little flirty and bubbly. Living my best life like the king I am - Oh! Um, if you couldn’t tell already by my heart everything, my taste is very lovecore which I feel is totally underrated-” ‘Bubbles’ rambled, going on and on about how much he loved looking like a hopeless romantic up until a customer came in, saving you from a possible five hour lecture about why some cheap romance novel could never capture ‘true romance’.

[askmissbutters]

Numbah 7

“Funny, didn’t think the bridge troll would be anyone’s first choice-” Cocoa Pretzels jested with a rather easy going smile, using this as an excuse to take a little break from kneading the dough for this next batch of buns. “Uh, well, name’s Cocoa Pretzels, I am twenty one years old, I use they/them pronouns, and I’m Omniromantic. Now, my personality? I’m pretty chill, down to earth, bit rude sometimes -” Buttercandy interjected ‘doesn’t listen very well!’ giggling at the annoyed huff Cocoa gave in response, but they knew better than to argue with their boss. “Anyways, um, the best way I could describe my aesthetic would be if you found, like, a death metal album deep in the Abyssal Hollows and it’s covered in vines and stuff - yeah, that is my- ” Buttercandy interrupted them yet again, nagging at them to finish kneading that dough so they could get those buns in the oven. Cocoa rolled their eyes, displeased but they did as asked. “Sorry to cut this short, but, you heard the lady. Thanks for the talk and everything.”

[askmissbutters]

you do anythin' for funsies, Buttercandy?

"Why, of course! My job always comes first because it's something I really, really, really love to do! But, I also sing and play some instruments - I can tap dance a little, too!" Buttercandy responded, sweeping up around the shop a little since business had died down just enough for them to answer whatever questions came their way.

[askmissbutters]

Bark N' Bake menu items:

Cupcakes:

Cheery Cheesecake Cupcake- White and yellow cheesecake cupcake decorated with cute lil smiley faces, this goodie can help brighten your mood faster than two wags of a puppys tail!

Heartache Cupcake - Pink and red strawberry cupcake decorated with little heart designs, this lil sweet treat can aid in helping someone recover from a bad break up or unrequited love

Funny Fetti Cupcakes - White lemon cupcake decorated with rainbow sprinkles and edible glitter, this hilarious baked good has the power to make your jokes spontaneously funny and your laughter contagious to everyone around!

Bubble Boat Cupcakes - Pearly white champagne cupcake decorated with fondant bubbles, this cupcake could never burst your bubble! Instead it can make you float a few inches off the ground and help ease the stress draggin ya down!

Excite-Mint Chocolate Chip Cupcake - Chocolate brown cupcakes with minty blue icing and crushed excite-mints, this pastry can really pack a punch by boosting one's energy through the roof! Helping them complete projects or anything of the sort honestly!

Hot Drinks:

Lava Cocoa [can come in white hot chocolate, salted caramel hot chocolate, and dark choco hot chocolate] - be careful or you'll burn your tongue! This delicious hot winter drink can and will never get cold! Allowing you to sip it for hours if you like!

Early Bird Coffee - As the name suggets, this cup of bean juice can perk ya right up in the morning or help you through those long nights

Sleeping Beauty Tea - As the name suggests, this delightful sweet tea can ease ya right ta sleep, er, you should probably drink it when you get home, heh

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Secret Menu Items:

Melon-Choly Tarts - Melon tarts that can flip that cheerful smile into a very sad frown- not a very popular item however

Excite-Mints - Peppermints that give anyone a sudden boost of energy and, well, excitement