#barktiers

[aldebaransea]

Hi, I'm going to have to drop Jade Harley! :'(

Jade Harley (Homestuck) has been dropped.

[aldebaransea]

Hi! I need to put Delilah Copperspoon and Jade Harley on hiatus. The date is 10/25 and thank you so much!

Your hiatus has been processed and will last until November 22.

[aldebaransea]

Hello! I need to drop Ankh from Kamen Rider OOO :( thank you!

Ankh has been dropped.

[codexprotocol]

Hi Codex Protocol!!! Do AIs experience the human emotion called friendship?? : )

Good evening, Jade!

Yes, they do! Not all AIs place value in emotions, and may therefore limit their emotional processing. However, my archives indicate that the ability to form social bonds through methods such as “friendship” is highly advantageous, and I have therefore devoted non-trivial amounts of processing power to “making friends.”

Please do ask if you have any further inquiries.

[aldebaransea]

Hello! I am submitting a rank-up request (to rank 3) for Jade Harley. You can find all my thread information under /threads on this blog. Thank you!

Thank you for your request, Jade!

You have been promoted to RANK 3.

Based on your stated preference, you are awarded:

1 Transportation Voucher

1 Standard Toolkit

1 Home Item (Common) Voucher

1 Buyback voucher

You are also awarded 50MP as a reward for completing the September challenge.

You may redeem your rewards at the Commerce Protocol.

Please see the list of ranks for more information on your rank and future rank requirements.

[aldebaransea]

hello! i am submitting a rank up request and challenge for jade harley, the information for both of which can be found under /threads on this blog! thank you!

Thank you for your request, Jade!

You have been promoted to RANK 2.

Based on your stated preference, you are awarded:

1 Transportation Voucher

1 Standard Toolkit

1 Home Item (Common) Voucher

You are also awarded 50MP as a reward for completing the September challenge.

You may redeem your rewards at the Commerce Protocol.

Please see the list of ranks for more information on your rank and future rank requirements.

[wistful-vegeculturist-blog]

“Adapted to life,“ said CODEX PROTOCOL. You know what would really get you adapted to life here? A farm.

You spent a while on the surface of the SEA OF NECTAR. It’s a beautiful little land, jewel islands dotting a sun-dappled sea (not dissimilar to how you imagined the Land of Light and Rain), but unfamiliar. The soil is wrong, the heat too intense. The plants you know wouldn’t have a good time here.

So: garden in your room. Shelves full of plants and planters. No problem. But how? Whoever fitted out your apartment neglected to furnish it with things like compost, spades, or seeds. Very short-sighted.

You tapped off a question to CODEX PROTOCOL. You got the answer. 

So here you are now, one train ride later, in the SEA OF TRANQUILITY. Trees as wide around as houses hold the sky off the loamy earth. You’re halfway up one of them, wandering around a bustling little villa made of platforms and bridges and rooms carved straight out of the living wood. 

It’s a bear market. Bears hawk pears and pumpkins and fresh-caught trout. Bears roll barrels of cider around the veranda. Fragrant coffee is being brewed (by bears) somewhere near. 

You are so small and so excited. Already your arms are draped with canvas bags full of pots and hand tools. Soon you will begin to wonder if you will need to be carted back to Mare Nectaris because the amount of stuff you are holding is rapidly growing untenable.

[aldebaransea]

hello! i'm submitting an application for Jade Harley from Homestuck on prior reserve! the app can be found under /app on this blog. thank you!

Welcome to the Ark, Jade! You will be housed in Bi Xiu Flats, sixth floor.

You are assigned the rank New Moon. You also receive a holophone, train pass, and 50 Moon Points.

You’ll retain the ability to phase through physical objects, but you’d better not use it to get up to any shenanigans. You can keep what you had on you when you left, but your Squiddletop Headset seems to be Duttle-themed now... weird.

Please be sure to update your app with any powers that have been retained, nerfed, or removed for the time being.