#barllex

[sgt-rules]

My cat bit my arm and gave me the idea to do this :////🥀🥀🥀🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

[rocksibblingsau]

*Looks at Barb and Trollex*

...so what do you think of friendly rivals to lovers?

I see them as wlw and mlm solidarity/hostility honestly

I once jokingly told Dialga the only way I see it happening is if Barb isn't a lesbian, just attracted to Boobs.

I do know of some people who headcanon Trollex as a lesbian so i suppose if he was then it would also work.

My Barb and Trollex though at most would be in a QPR. They torment each other but they also sleep in the same bed.

[lubeny]

[lubeny]

Love

Trolls: Love is a magic ...

Trollex: A simple fantasy ...

Trollex: Love is a dream ...

Trollex: And I finally found it- hugs Barb

Barb: ...

[lubeny]

Fuck

Barb:-destroy techno reef-

TBDB: Fuck you

Trollex: Fuck me

[lubeny]

Wedding/ Barllex

King Quincy: And if anyone has any reason these trolls are not getting married, speak up now or shut up forever.

Bliss Marina sneezes.

Barb: You got something to say bitch? -He points at her with her guitar ax.

Quincy: do you really want to marry her? -asks Trollex

Trollex: yes, she is the only one- watch her lovingly as Barb threatened Bliss

[lubeny]

Pizza with pineapple

-in the rock castle-

Barb: what will we have for dinner today?

Trollex: how about we order pizza?

Barb: good idea, little fish, I'll order a pepperoni

Trollex: what if we order pineapple pizza?

Barb: ...

-time after-

Ramón: Trollex? -Open the door of your bunker

Trollex: I can sleep on your sofa, Barb took me out of the castle -he said with a pillow in his hand

Ramón: again?

Trollex: again-affirms

Ramón: -sigh-come in boy I was about to see a movie so I'll give you popcorn

Trollex: thank you, come in happy

[lubeny]

(BarbxTrollex) Headcanons

Believe it or not, Barb was the one who declared herself

Trollex gave the first kiss

barb hates that her boyfriend is very sweet in public (according to her it can damage her reputation), but when they are alone she loves to be pampered

Barb is the only one who will wear Trollex's hair (Trollex doesn't like to have her hair touched, barb is the only exception)

Their relationship began as a secret until at a party Riff found them kissing on the sofa

Barb uses double meaning a lot with her boyfriend, trollex likes that

Trollex fully trusts Barb, but he always follows her after a party to see that nothing happens from her, he protects his queen a lot

Barb is jealous without being toxic, she knows that trollex would not cheat on her (if she knew what she was right for)

When they sleep together, Barb sleeps on trollex's chest, she loves to feel her boyfriend's heart beating

Trollex thinks his girlfriend is very sensual

TBDB and Barb are not the best of friends

Barb is active and Trollex is passive

There are times when trollex dresses up as trolls rock to seduce barb, the next morning he can't even see her face

Barb likes to leave her pacifiers, as the trollex skin is more prominent, the queen of rock loves to leave her pacifiers in very visible places

There are days when you can't see each other since they have the work of kings, when they finally see each other no one can sleep, they make a lot of noise

Trollex likes to spank Barb, she likes too

When their relationship became public, the questions did not take long to arrive

many disagree with their relationship, Trollex and Barb don't care what others say

They both love each other madly, even though they hide it very well