#barmy blabbing

[barmy-demon]

He wants that cookie that’s his cookie

[barmy-demon]

Hydra uses the phrase awesome sauce so much the rest of the freights have begged momma to ban it

[barmy-demon]

I neeeed Owen to be really possessive over legs now

Like he’s said about how vampires don’t like others taking their food that’s been a kindda big point and Owen was the first one to bite legs

I need that to mean he sees legs as his food and I need him to go mental if someone else touches his food maybe Cleo or apo cause I can see legs offering himself to them in moments of desperation and they’re already beefing

[barmy-demon]

Cats the musical shaved bush edition

[barmy-demon]

The fuck greaseball club exists of caboose Dinah and Electra

None of them are sure what fuck means in the context but don’t mind either

[barmy-demon]

How many diseases would I get if I bite Jonny d’ville

[barmy-demon]

… yeah I dunno

[barmy-demon]

I love Cerberus Jonny cause you get to think about funny interactions like Hades gaslighting the fuck out of Artemis when she comes for a meeting

No she’s not seeing the wanted criminal she’s been hunting for years and is the cause of her recent bout of high blood pressure this is just Cerberus and of course he’s gonna be here curled up next to them wearing a collar and resting his head on their lap getting petted