last stream my chat (smart, brilliant, always right, moisturized, thriving) and I stumbled across the absolute brilliance of BARNSEL !!! as a ship
more specifically, hired hand hensel (loves being choked, so into henry, lets henry project hans onto him) and barnaby (of fist fighting champion + canon gay legend)
think about it. hensel at all times is ready to get choked out over and over and over again. he so badly wants to be manhandled by a strong man like henry. he challenges henry to fist fighting (literally the gateway to the entire series of fist fighting quests!!!) not once, but twice
are any of you really gonna look me in the mouth and try to tell me that this wouldn't be a match made in heaven???? they're PERFECT. the guy who loves getting choked and the shit beaten out of him x the guy who was literally the trosky grandmaster of fist fighting????? this ship is so perfect it's like they cooked it up in a LAB