OH MY GOD AAAAHHHH I'M SCREAMING!!!!! BILLLLL WELCOMEEEEEEEEE!!!' 💖💖💖
Bill: A new devoted follower? How lovely.
Bill: It’s an honor to have me as your god, I know.
Bill: If you wish to earn my favor, leave deer teeth under your pillow at night. I will gather them and it will fuel my power.
Dipper: Bill, what are you doing?
Bill: Oh hey kiddo, i’m just welcoming this new human to our blog. They seem rather excited.
Dipper: Huh, hello there! Try to tone down the screaming, screams make Bill way happier then they should.
Bill: Dipper, how could you?
Dipper: But thank you got the warm welcome, i’m sure Bill appreciates it more then he will admit.
Bill: You know what to do, mortal.
Dipper: What was that?
Bill: Nothing.






