#barryisms

[eireknight]

It's always a good start to the morning...

Coworker: "I'm doing well today... No fires this morning..." Me: "It's always a good start to the morning when you're not burning..."

[eireknight]

Baby Battering Ram

"Baby Battering Ram":  A term used to describe the use of a baby in a stroller to plow one's way through people in a crowded place, knowing that most people will instinctively avoid stepping on a child if possible.  This is commonly seen at amusement parks, like Disneyland. ^ a term a recently came up with.

[eireknight]

It takes a village...

"It takes a village to raise a child, but all it takes is one crazy redhead with a flamethrower to raze a village!" 

               -Me

(I'm going to start documenting these)