“so...what you’re saying is, i can’t get wasted on christmas. again.” last year, she had a perfectly good excuse for her inability to ruin the holiday with some extra alcohol — not with sola taking nearly all the space in her womb. but this time, sol’s resting on her hip, and the excuse for this year’s christmas? “i’m literally going to puke. and your family is gonna be so disgusted with me and you’re gonna be so embarrassed but you’re still gonna mention in a magazine interview about the time your girlfriend threw up during christmas dinner and just barely missed the cat.” ( @barrymcre )









