I went to a drag show.
The dancing was amazing, the lap dancing was scary, and the dudes sidling up to my friend and I was weird. -A dude told me to smile.
-Another dude asked me if I wanted to dance and stroked my hand. I AM NOT A CAT, you ca't just come up to me and stroke me and expect me to purr. -A drag queen asked if I was into BDSM and then told me I was cute.
-This dude sidles up to me and smoothly says, "So what are you drinking?" I politely answered "Water" and he made a weird noise and then just sidled away. It turns out that drinking water at a bar is a better deterrent than a wedding ring. Who knew? NOT ME.










