Apostrophe. Hyphen. "A Girl's Basketball Team?". Oh, the horrors!
This is a story I have referenced here before as one of the notably ridiculously sexist (and... er... not in a manner that entertains) stories. See Bart Betty in Twelve Cent Archie.
A prior paragraph ends in a question.
That premise plays out to punchline a number of times, I am reasonably certain including in the time period of comic books read and examined by Beaty, so I guess it is rhetorical.
Coach Van Clutch shows up in a few more stories, not named -- and notably the next appearance has her exasperated in coaching a disinterested volleyball team who only become interested when the girls see their competition stole their uniform design. Or, drop it in as a thematic companion to this -- I don't understand why Beaty does not bring it up there. Otherwise and elsewhere, we have Coach Van Clutch coming onto Coach Kleats as side-gags.
Stupid experience in high school p.e.: a fairly lax day, just have the basketball court open for everyone. I can't get in a game so I am sitting in the bleachers. And the p.e. teacher snarls at me and throws me together with a few typically unathletic and disinterested girls. We sort of just walk around and I am comically dominating the game -- short of nerfball basketball with four to seven year old nephews the one time I can say that. I don't know -- maybe had they stripped down they might just distract me as I make "boing" noises and beat me, but therein lay a problem with the story -- at least "Volley Dollies" plays to their apathy.