#bart talks

[evildrbart]

Black paladin Keith who has an aneurysm after the first time lance says to him "yes, sir" (he very politely asked lance to do something (he's from the south) and lance didn't question it at all and went yes sir and then went off and did it)

I think that lance plays it up a little by doing like a 1930s gangster henchman "you got it, boss!" And Keith is like whispering to himself "boss??... Wtf..."

[heroicmrbart]

The whole point of the outsiders is there was no one villain and everyone has good and bad aspects because it's SYSTEMATIC OPRESSION are you all STUPID

[barterfly]

my family member from Australia has a cockatiel and this morning she went to feed them and

no more cockatiel I guess

apparently the python slythered into the cage, ate the whole bird in one bite and got so fat it didn’t fit through the bars again. I’m laughing SO HARD

[evildrbart]

Lance who's jealous of Keith for all the regular reasons but doesn't let himself think about how much it hurts him and Keith who feels like he's being hollowed out with a rusty spoon everytime he sees lance hold a conversation with someone

[evildrbart]

Keith is like if a raccoon had a wish to be a boy and it had no idea what to do once it was that boy

The only reason I post about Keith being cool is because it happens like once in a blue moon and at all other times he's awkward

[evildrbart]

Keith can be mean/rude but he's almost never impolite because it's like ingrained in his soul to be incredibly polite

He says "excuse me" and "please" and "thank you" and "yes ma'am/no sir" and he apologizes to objects when he bumps into them

I don't think his politeness is without exception he can be blatantly disrespectful to people he doesn't like but for the most part that is a sweet southern boy !!! He will be talking shit tho

[evildrbart]

I do like the idea of Keith being chronically offline but my hc is that lance has like everything but Tumblr but he mainly uses Instagram and Keith only has Tumblr to post art and ao3 but people eventually figure out that it's Keith because he posts a self portrait and they go crazy abt it people are like "Keith kogane paladin of Voltron and BoM is following me for my (insert gay pairing) posting"

he wrote rpf about lance and people are just shocked they're like "wow this is really good characterization who wro- KEITH KOGANE!?!?!"

He has a sideblog that talks a lot about his bipolar and chronic pain and eventually when he's found out he talks about what it was like to be a paladin of voltron and his experience being half galra

[evildrbart]

Service top lance + semi pillow princess Keith

Lance does everything for Keith but he also orders Keith a little bit and Keith loves it because he doesn't have to think

Keith who cries only during sex, lance who overwhelms him with praise and gentle touch and overstimulates him because he has so much he wants to give him

Lance who needs to lead because he's always been second best and Keith who needs to be taken care of because he's been taking care of himself his whole life