#bartyanswers

[bartyjunior]

17. Favourite food 18. Favourite beverage 19. Books or magazines?

“Having to answer these stupid questions about my human person, how dull.

Her favourite food is a tie between chicken curry , which isn’t a bad choice, and chocolate dipped in jam.

She favours Coca Cola over everything to the point she’ll argue stupidly about the taste difference between normal Coke and "diet” Coke. How do you muggles manage to have a diet drink anyway? Morons.

Her one redeeming quality of use is the fact she prefers books over those “magazines” they remind me of the quibbler, full of shit. She’s not a complete Neanderthal at least.“

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Stock piling this in my files under U- for useless information I will never use. Going on the record to say that I prefer to be the one giving one, than getting one, so this is particularly useless to me.

But perhaps Severus could make more use of this than I would.-

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How do you feel about your father?

We don't talk about that subject, and I would prefer it if you would keep it off of your lips. Thanks very much.

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Favorite school subject?

..Defense Against the Dark Arts..

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Do you speak any languages besides English?

A few yes. Particularly Latin, a little French- mostly things that are easy to conjugate when using the base of Latin, but I can pick up on most ” Romance ” languages, and then German..

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Who has effected you the most?

Whom? Not one person in particular I'd say but, perhaps several. I can't honestly put a finger on all of them..

Severus Snape.

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Biggest turn on? Biggest turn off?

Well I already answered the first one but I suppose I can answer it again.. 

Since I already said a desire and confidence in knowing what you want, this time I'll say that I love the scent of sweat on a mans neck.. And.. Biggest turn off.. That's a tough one.. biggest turn off is too much hair, anywhere..

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What is the sexiest thing to you ?

The sexiest thing to me is a man who knows what he wants and exactly how he should take it. A man who takes a risk is a man that I will always find attractive. I suppose in a way, you could simply call it confidence, but I would like to think that perhaps it would be something a bit more fulfilling than confidence, something darker, like unfaltering desire..