#basalt posting

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someone posts a blurry photo of batman with robin captioned 'lets fight crime with mama' and bruce has to pretend it didnt make him cry

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everyone thank @sreppub for my amazing commission based on this post

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convinced that bernard DID think dana was hot and was genuine when he flirted with her but mainly he did it bc once tim yanked him into his bedroom and got in his face to hiss at him to 'stop flirting with dana bernard jesus!'

and hes been chasing that high ever since

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holds out my hand. lets make dick grayson suffer, together

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surprise!! i wrote for SBBB!!! also check out my artists @lights-on and @insenerpng as well as my wonderful cheerleader @oluka

no dream sweet as waking

cloisbat - explicit - 59k wc

The day Clark finds out his entire life is a lie is when everything falls apart, now he and Bruce are free of the spell that trapped them and can go back to their lives. But Lois can tell he's hiding something, Bruce won't talk to him and Clark can't forget that he loves them both. The dream's over and everything has changed. - “This could still end terribly.” Bruce pointed out, seemingly unable to help himself. Clark shrugged, “It could also end wonderfully. I have faith in us, World’s Finest after all.”

@superbatbigbang2025

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every time they make bernard bland as hell in canon i make him weirder in my fic

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all robins, ex-robins and robin-adjacents get turned into rats and bruce lovingly puts together a wonderful Rat Paradise for them while he searches for a way to turn them back

except theyre still Robins™ so they keep escaping Bat Rat Paradise™ to go fight crime in gotham triggering the worlds most looney tunes sequence of events as batman has 57 consecutive heart attacks racing around gotham trying to find His Rats (lots of rats in gotham)

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