Dec 11, 2016
[text] Okay, but why would someone just GIVE us a baby.
Please stop second guessing this, angel face. She’ll do it. I know she will. If not, I’m prepared to go the legal route.
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[text] Okay, but why would someone just GIVE us a baby.
Please stop second guessing this, angel face. She’ll do it. I know she will. If not, I’m prepared to go the legal route.
[text] You can move in with us and be our live in nanny/hot piece of ass?
[Text] That would certainly be an interesting addition to my resume.
[text] THAT'S LIKE TOMORROW. Sorry, that's like tomorrow.
[TEXT]: It’s 5 months away.
[text] WHEN IS THE WEDDING. WHERE IS MY SAVE THE DATE.
[TEXT]: I need you to dial it down to a 2.
[text] Yeah, I'm sure that's it.
Hey. I love you. Don’t stress.
[text] A little bit. But I agree. It seems like she's holding back. I'm really worried.
It’ll be okay. I promise. Maybe she’s stressed?
[text] Okay, but if it escalates please let me know. I'll be back in a minute with the groceries and then we gotta head into the city for SNL. You ready?
I’m all dressed yes.
text: Have you talked to Amy lately? She seems...distant.
[text] Wait someone is leaving you random gifts?
I haven’t ruled out my mother yet, hold on Bas.
text: Even if they were, you’re my guy. I’d probably give it back to them.