The Maid was bored, she’d gotten finished cleaning, meal prep, and laundry, in the early morning. She found some way to do things faster because she lacked the patience sometimes, but the only issue is that when things get done faster, you have nothing else to do even though your chores are annoying. Now it was the time to wait to work until night time. She was just polishing the telephone now, while sitting down.
She didn’t want to bother the mercenaries at the moment. That was mainly because she couldn’t find them, and she felt mostly assured that they probably couldn’t find her either. So why bother doing any of that?
Unlike that one Scream Fortress night where she first found herself working at the base (after being left there), she couldn’t work with anyone’s magic to try and induce havoc. She missed being the secret puppeteer for a bit. Well, at least it’s better than being alone and cleaning Merasmus’ castle full of cobwebs and all that spookiness.
₊˚⊹♡ . 🎀 Meet the tiny maid!! ~{OOC INFO under cut! VVV}~ *pfp and banner by me*
⚠️ ppl who condone real traumatic topics in real life or through fiction (includes romanticisation/glorification) or support people who do are NOT welcome here, neither do I want to associate myself with them.
INFO: I warn you the maid/ the base cleaner IS mean sometimes, but mostly when she gets mad at your muse. She’s just a little bit of a bully, in a mischievous way. She’s like a fairy, an evil fairy without wings and without much magic (controllable).
Any asks are okay I’ll be choose-y if I need to
I will usually mirror the rp style of the person I’m rping with!! So yes I will do long rp paragraphs
Ocs are encouraged as well as canon characters :3
The stuff she does is clean everything at base, mostly at night or in the morning, repair their clothes, laundry, cook, be the base nurse, do chores, chase off pests, etc.
This is because in her lore she’s supposed to be the only cleaner/cook/(occasional base nurse whose not really needed bcuz medic) and tailor because Mann Co forgets to hire a proper cleaning team, but didn’t bother to because they have a ‘magical ghost lunch lady and cleaning lady’.
She mysteriously checks the blank boxes but that doesn’t mean you can’t rp a custodian oc with her that would 100% make such an interesting rp.
She hides away from the mercs most of the time in piles of dust/dust bunnies. She mostly hides out in a teacup where she sleeps, its essentially her house.
She will refuse to fix the AC sometimes because she finds it scary. She’s very easily frightened.
Her name IS Bunny. No last name as she was adopted as a rabbit whose brain was enlarged by medic giving it a human consciousness which was put into a doll brought to life (human) by Merasmus as a prototype for a Scream Fortress Thing,, + first worked for him in his castle you can ask me more about that lore.. its complicated.
Her weapons are whatever cleaning material (spray, broom), then a knife, a useless pistol, and a needle. As well as makeshift ‘bombs’ or other random inventions that don’t work super well combat wise. (They work like poprocks)
She’s around 19-22
🐇🐇~Tag Guide
#🧹🐇 ~ Basic tag/ rp
#🧹🐇 maid evil laugh ~ everytime she does a ‘mwhehehehehh’
#🧹🐇 maid lore ~ self explanatory
#maid fury ~ evil angry maid
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🩷 Appearance (my art) + info/ outdated ref sheet:
(maid's official design is still a WIP, but mostly the outfit needs work. But basic idea is that its still a maid uniform.))
Her hair is black btw - i also need to fill out one of those tf2 merc charts(?)
She is very tiny , about 4.5 inches tall and was previously unnoticed by all the mercs.
The dress is supposed to be very frilly underneath.
So I asked Merasmus not to give me a bad curse, since, well, we know eachother, and he keeps ‘accidentally’ cursing me. So it’s better off I just consult him. And well, now I have cat ears, which, isn’t too bad, I guess.
Then Scout just handed me a box. An empty one. He says he thought cats like boxes.
A.P stares, holding a pie...? Definitely made out mud and sticks and. not edible things, but definitely in a pie tin.
He had a wide grin as he handed it, proudly
AAUGH..its fall so uhhhhh pumpkiin PIE!!!
@freak-asspancakes
{Bunny lights up at the sight of the gift, and A. P himself, she giggles, trying not to laugh too hard.}
"Thank you for the gift, Pancakes! I'm honestly impressed how you managed to--... get all of this in the..." {She looked closer at it to see what else was in the forbidden mud pie.} "Pump...kin... pie?"
"Where are the... pumpkins...?" {She tilted her head to the side and looked at A. P amusedly.}
