₊˚⊹♡ . 🎀 Meet the tiny maid!! ~{OOC INFO under cut! VVV}~ *pfp and banner by me*
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INFO: I warn you the maid/ the base cleaner IS mean sometimes, but mostly when she gets mad at your muse. She’s just a little bit of a bully, in a mischievous way. She’s like a fairy, an evil fairy without wings and without much magic (controllable).
Any asks are okay I’ll be choose-y if I need to
I will usually mirror the rp style of the person I’m rping with!! So yes I will do long rp paragraphs
Ocs are encouraged as well as canon characters :3
The stuff she does is clean everything at base, mostly at night or in the morning, repair their clothes, laundry, cook, be the base nurse, do chores, chase off pests, etc.
This is because in her lore she’s supposed to be the only cleaner/cook/(occasional base nurse whose not really needed bcuz medic) and tailor because Mann Co forgets to hire a proper cleaning team, but didn’t bother to because they have a ‘magical ghost lunch lady and cleaning lady’.
She mysteriously checks the blank boxes but that doesn’t mean you can’t rp a custodian oc with her that would 100% make such an interesting rp.
She hides away from the mercs most of the time in piles of dust/dust bunnies. She mostly hides out in a teacup where she sleeps, its essentially her house.
She will refuse to fix the AC sometimes because she finds it scary. She’s very easily frightened. She works early mornings and at night where she’s normally sized (and doesn’t realise.)
Her name IS Bunny. No last name as she was adopted as a rabbit whose brain was enlarged by medic giving it a human consciousness (which made it periodically carnivorous and aggressive 😭) which was put into a doll brought to life (human) by Merasmus as a prototype for a Scream Fortress Thing,, + first worked for him in his castle you can ask me more about that lore.. its complicated.
You can find out via rp
Her weapons are whatever cleaning material (spray, broom), then a knife, a useless pistol, and a needle(that size matches her current). As well as makeshift ‘bombs’ or other random inventions that don’t work super well combat wise. (They work like poprocks)
She’s around 19-22
🐇🐇~Tag Guide
#🧹🐇 ~ Basic tag/ rp
#🧹🐇 maid evil laugh ~ everytime she does a ‘mwhehehehehh’
#🧹🐇 maid lore ~ self explanatory
#maid fury ~ evil angry maid
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🩷 Appearance (my art) + info + Beta concept art after the official sketch)
(maid's official design V)
Her hair is black btw - i also need to fill out one of those tf2 merc charts(?)
She is very tiny , about 4.5 inches tall and was previously unnoticed by all the mercs. At night she is 5’6.
The dress is supposed to be very frilly underneath.
Since she is somewhat of a vampire as well she does have red eyes and sharp teeth at night.
New idea that the Maid can revive fallen enemies onto her side - or maybe a version where she can fight with you against a stronger Merasmus in a play style similar to a battle Medic, She can use her oversized needle to attack and heal players I’d say lore wise she’s used her sewing needle to revive one of the mercs and by this she sews whatever injured are back together again
((Maid’s relationships with the mercs!!/opinions(Besides Scout):
Soldier: She doesn’t like him that much because he’s loud and rough and doesn’t have the best manners
Pyro: Greatly appreciates and loves him, they’re very kind and polite, and she likes to talk and have tea parties with her. One of the Maid’s closest friends.
Demoman: The merc she relaxes around and enjoys being quiet with as well as loud. Maid, Demo, and Pyro have a little group. She likes giving him little gifts every now and then and thinks he’s very gentlemanly.
Heavy: She doesn’t spend that much time with him because he intimidates her, but he’s kind to her and appreciates the work she does for the base, sometimes he’ll have food requests.
Engineer: He finds her interesting and most of their interactions are polite. He’ll a lot of times coach her on her random useless inventions. He’s thought about making little gadgets to help her get around base better. She respects him.
Medic: The Maid is a little spooked by Medic, who’s interested by her because after all, she’s successful result of one of his experiments, and he knew her when she was still a rabbit, which he first intended to keep before making his deal with Merasmus. She actively avoids Medic due to his knowledge of her background. Medic thinks she could be helpful with a lot of things like helping in patients’ chest cavities (😭) complicated father-daughter relationship in a way.
Sniper: They mostly know they both exist, which sometimes Sniper forgets. She keeps spooking him by coming out of nowhere.
Spy: They share a kind of equal snooty sassiness to them they can’t help but get along. They both have in interest in fashion, he sometimes spares her extra pieces of fancy cloth from his ‘defective clothes’ (ruined suits). He frequently asks her to tailor his garments and fix damages in exchange for patterns so she could make fancy dresses in her size (sometimes he makes them).
Scout: It’s complicated. She avoids him the most out of all of the mercs (unsuccessfully) and he is the most commonly the target of her incredibly unsuccessful ‘evil master plans’, which he finds hilarious. They have kind of a one sided rivalry on Maid’s side against him. It’s almost cartoony. She says she hates him and calls him her worst enemy but she’ll frequently patch whatever little wounds he has, leave new rolls of bandages for his hands, and cook whatever food requests he has.
((Maid’s relationships with the mercs!!/opinions(Besides Scout):
Soldier: She doesn’t like him that much because he’s loud and rough and doesn’t have the best manners
Pyro: Greatly appreciates and loves him, they’re very kind and polite, and she likes to talk and have tea parties with her. One of the Maid’s closest friends.
Demoman: The merc she relaxes around and enjoys being quiet with as well as loud. Maid, Demo, and Pyro have a little group. She likes giving him little gifts every now and then and thinks he’s very gentlemanly.
Heavy: She doesn’t spend that much time with him because he intimidates her, but he’s kind to her and appreciates the work she does for the base, sometimes he’ll have food requests.
Engineer: He finds her interesting and most of their interactions are polite. He’ll a lot of times coach her on her random useless inventions. He’s thought about making little gadgets to help her get around base better. She respects him.
Medic: The Maid is a little spooked by Medic, who’s interested by her because after all, she’s successful result of one of his experiments, and he knew her when she was still a rabbit, which he first intended to keep before making his deal with Merasmus. She actively avoids Medic due to his knowledge of her background. Medic thinks she could be helpful with a lot of things like helping in patients’ chest cavities (😭) complicated father-daughter relationship in a way.
Sniper: They mostly know they both exist, which sometimes Sniper forgets. She keeps spooking him by coming out of nowhere.
Spy: They share a kind of equal snooty sassiness to them they can’t help but get along. They both have in interest in fashion, he sometimes spares her extra pieces of fancy cloth from his ‘defective clothes’ (ruined suits). He frequently asks her to tailor his garments and fix damages in exchange for patterns so she could make fancy dresses in her size (sometimes he makes them).
It was bright and early in the morning, the Maid was bored, and had the urge to get up to her evil plans again. At the notice of the bright red colour of his hat, someone (the Maid) seemed to be approaching Hotdog Scout rapidly.
A large amount of dust collected from behind her as she ran toward him.
”Hotdog…”
“Hotdog!!!”
Huh????
[He whipped his head around cluelessly, before bumping to the Maid... the same one that tried to eat him!!]
OH GOD! Oh jeezus, lady! D-Do you—... Do you need anything..?
[Nathan looked at her uncertainly, his lanky figure frozen as his mind buffers and fills itself with question marks all around him.]
As soon the Maid got to him, it seemed to be the same thing as their last meeting. There was something about being 4.5 inches tall that gave her the urge to see whatever interested her up close, and also having a hard time deciphering real and fake.
But instead of climbing up the poor guy like last time she decided to interrogate him.
“Is it real?”
She said it with an intimidating tone and stared at him, pointing to his hotdog hat.
[Nathan groans. Normally he'd be alright explaining to anybody that the hotdog hat is NOT edible by any means. In fact, he got it himself from a store and had been wearing it for god knows how long. However, it should have probably been obvious by now...]
It's— It ain't real, miss. No flavor here. I-I just wear it so I can be the mascot, man!
[He sighed again.]
Look, if you're hungry, I can just give you one of my hotdogs! Pay up, though. Just $2.30, it ain't that expensive.
It was bright and early in the morning, the Maid was bored, and had the urge to get up to her evil plans again. At the notice of the bright red colour of his hat, someone (the Maid) seemed to be approaching Hotdog Scout rapidly.
A large amount of dust collected from behind her as she ran toward him.
”Hotdog…”
“Hotdog!!!”
Huh????
[He whipped his head around cluelessly, before bumping to the Maid... the same one that tried to eat him!!]
OH GOD! Oh jeezus, lady! D-Do you—... Do you need anything..?
[Nathan looked at her uncertainly, his lanky figure frozen as his mind buffers and fills itself with question marks all around him.]
As soon the Maid got to him, it seemed to be the same thing as their last meeting. There was something about being 4.5 inches tall that gave her the urge to see whatever interested her up close, and also having a hard time deciphering real and fake.
But instead of climbing up the poor guy like last time she decided to interrogate him.
“Is it real?”
She said it with an intimidating tone and stared at him, pointing to his hotdog hat.
I fell asleep in a weird position last night an' now me bones hurt :(. I'll ask tha Medic ta see if he'll give me sum' aspirin or sumthin' stronger. Last time 'e said tha' me "blood alchohol content" was too high an' tha' givin' me anythin' else would stop me heart.... I'm sure it's fine, I'll just steal sum if 'e says no.
[The nights were long and weary at RED base, and the Nurse felt as if he was about to lose his wits. He took a break from cleaning the lab, though it didn't look any better than it did an hour ago. Bloodstained and delirious he bumped into a young woman about his height.]
What the-? Oh, hello there miss.
[He pushed his glasses up with his wrists, getting a better look at her. He didn't recognize her at all but the uniform suggested she at least belonged there.]
Are you a maid, Miss? I'm Yuri Akasaka, the assistant medic. I- erm, I'm cleaning out the lab but it's taking a while. I would appreciate a little help if it's not a bother.
[He adjusted his nurse's cap.]
-🩹 @bloodied-apron
Before the Nurse showed up, the Maid had stood stiffly in the shadows, idly sweeping. She yelped quietly at the contact, causing her to take a few anxious steps forward and away from him. She took an exaggerated sigh, her back still facing him as a sign of petty vengeance.
“…Hello.” She muttered.
By the look of it, her uniform was slightly modified, a light coloured blouse replacing the top and a half apron, the plain looking headpiece typical of the 60’s female cleaner, and large skirts as the remainder of the original uniform. Mostly her overall silhouette suggested she was a maid.
”Yes, I am the base’s Maid, yes.” She finally turned her head to actually look at Yuri, her eyes had an unnatural red colour. “I have to admit I was specifically avoiding that area because you were there, Yuri.”
She adjusted her gloves and moved toward him, in order to look at him better as well. “And no, it wouldn’t be a bother. This is my job, anyway.”
The Maid hands Yuri a disposable wet wipe at the notice of the mess of blood all over him.
“I would know that well…” She chuckled and grimaced. “I’m glad the Doctor finally has an assistant to help him with things.”
“And I’m not new, no. I work in the early mornings and at night like right now. I’ve been working here for a while, just no one’s noticed me until recently.” She says softly, already heading toward the lab.