#baseball!dylan

[theinternetisfulloftrash]

Ok but to add to that imagine, Dyl wearing his cap forwards all day, you’re flirting and been teasing each other all day and then he finally just looks at you with a smug little smirk as you sit on the couch together, opposite sides and just switches his cap to backwards while he pulls you closer by the leg, you know what’s coming…..

. . . . . A H E M . . . . .

jesusfuckingchrist.... this anon got me 💀💀💀

I feel like it's entirely unfair that all of you guys all know EXACTLY how to fuck with me. I'm like putty in your degenerate little hands. PLAY NICE! I'm so weak already.

[niallloverontheloose]

Happy Opening Day! Here’s some Baseball!Dylan and Baseball!Tyler.

[theinternetisfulloftrash]

this is a threat if you and your anons don't stop with the baseball propaganda I'm going to have to actually write the baseball fic idea that's been bouncing around my pea brain for months

Uhhhh....

*looks at the 5 other baseball!dylan asks in my inbox I haven't answered yet*

P.S. I've got some baseball fic nonsense kicking around in my head too. I've also got a moot with an entire baseball!dylan serial mapped out that I'm trying to convince them to write into existence...because it's fucking brilliant. P.P.S. this is a threat WRITE THE BASEBALL SHIT.

[theinternetisfulloftrash]

Baby if you don’t write me a baseball!dylan smut story immediately I will call the authorities.

STOP TEASING ME DAMNIT.

I'm in trouble now!

All this baseball content got you all riled up, huh? Me too, fam. Me too. I wish I could promise you that I could get right on this content, but I am slammmmmed with work and other obligations at the moment that are significantly cutting into my time for degenerate activity.

But TRUST, at my first opportunity (after I finish the giveaway fics and FAFLA), I will start working on something baseball!dylan related.

[theinternetisfulloftrash]

Expanding on the baseball player Dylan ask. So there you are, massaging his leg after a hard physical therapy appointment. It's such a good massage that Dylan pops a boner. You're a pro, so you try to ignore it, but he's wearing thin mesh shorts and it's literally right there in front of your face. You jokingly ask him if he needs help with that too. He immediately agrees, and pulls his shorts down. He's not wearing underwear and all of a sudden, you're literally face to face with Dylan's big p word. 🍆👀🥵

SO unprofessional...

... and yettttttttttt.... I'd totally be willing to risk losing my license to practice physical therapy, ngl.

independent-thought-alarm is expanding on THIS ask.

[theinternetisfulloftrash]

Pro!Baseball player Dylan that fucked up his knee and can't play, but you're a physical therapist and it's up to you to bring him back to health. You end up handling his bat and his balls because someone has to.

GAHHH!

Seriously??? Are you trying to end me? Not only have you got me swirling in baseball!dylan, you got me thinkin' about him and his Osgood Schlatter knee??? I can't.

This imagine is so yummy. I'd nurse him back to health and then some. Best believe!

[theinternetisfulloftrash]

Well, if I'm gonna go to hell anyway might as well jump on the bandwagon....

The only batman we need....

Love 7 xxx

PLEASE. MY GAHD.

You guys are really out here trying to END ME. I appreciate the love, really I do. You are the sweetest! The baseball!Dylan torture today has been on an entirely different level. You guys got all pent up in the week I was pretty inactive, huh?

WELCOME BACK, TRASHY! *flings baseball content at me*

7thleveldown is piling onto the baseball!Dylan content that has been the ENTIRETY of my content today. I hopped on this morning and was going to reblog some of my likes and I didn't even get a chance to get past ONE. The baseball reblog got you guys all so worked up. Who knew you were all a bunch of baseball-loving degenerates ;)