some dude sent me this idea about a based movie
I want to make a Lil B movie only not a documentary ... like we can get jaden smith to play based god
but its gonna be like the MATRIX on instead of the MATRIX we are TRAPPED IN BASED WORLD
like lil bs philosophys will be the main themes of the movie
Loving your self your true self
loveing nature and everything in it
being realistic and honest with yourself and others about how you are
just being basic but still fucking hella hoes and like wearing tiny pants with the tiny yellow t shirt with the 55 brangadabankadang heater
BASED GOD is a alien from planet based he lives in a bliss much like thor does only difference is .....
the based god in based world fucks your bitch and not only that he fucks everyones bitch
but the best part about it is everyone wants based god to fuck their bitch because its like rare and amazing for a based god to come to earth and spread his seed!
so any way brandon (based god) is walking in based world and he can talk to the trees but at the same time he is the trees he is the whole planet because their is no distinction between what is based and unbased because their are no unbased in Based world
Brandon even has an ENTIRE BITCH MOB TASK FORCE that will PROTECT LIL B AT ALL COSTS
Some how in the story after we have gone a good 30-40 minutes of just rare raw based footage of lil b in a based paradise with 50 hoes on his dick and sometimes he looks like jk rowling and sometimes hes ellen degeneres or even Tyler could make an appearance for like 3 seconds as Ellen degeneres Clit
And Tyler could get his face licked by kittens but his face is Ellen degeneres Clitoris (This is amazing) (make this happen on a GIF)
ANYWAY KINDA LIKE BLOW
(Where ur like fuck yea based is awesome
We get to the O but wait part this kinda isnt tooooo perfect)
LIL B being so based sees earth and sees AN AGE OF INFORMATION
where he is sent to earth to walk among people and teach them they way of the based...becaus he can reach everyone through his 150 my space pages
everyone re tweets all things based
Foot Fetish chicks are like the first rare based bitches he fucks but then he branches out to all the best actresses in hollywood like literally he fucks some of the baddest bitches but like its
STILL EARTH
so mad people are going to hate on him... because their are hate clubs in america
and they just hate to hate and have little based quality in their chromosomes
!but scientifically it is a proven fact that There is a Little Based God in us ALL!
everyone needs to find their inner based
but anyway based god is trying to get the people in earth based but they wont listen because some ppl wont let lil b fuck their grandma
so the story turns into Basically Lil B on this planet right now ... Trapped
Trying to reach everyone through this age of information but only some people come to folloiw him
its kinda like JEsus and revelations or like the Matrix
So blazay blazay Lil B saves earth some how through based love and he finally gets to take off his dirty pair of vans because he makes a million and then he goes back to based world where he lives happily ever after...
(this is the whole movie i have to write this part)
with like 65 bitches on his dick like its christmas
Im the walt disney of this shit. The picasso of this shit . Im the nick lachey of this. Im the Ghandi of this
signing off
The Gorgeous Gangster, The Handsome Hustler
-PeRL
diorpaint