(Another gift for @theweirdhybrid) Who Broke It?
Sun Wukong (Monkey King Reborn): *standing next to a broken teapot* So? Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know...
Sun Wukong (Monkey King Hero Is Back): *sigh* I did it, I-
Sun Wukong (Monkey King Reborn): No, no you didn't. King?
Sun Wukong (LEGO Monkie Kid): D-Don't look at me! *looks at 2009 Sun Wukong* Look at Lucky.
Sun Wukong (Monkey King 2009): Wha-? I didn't break it!
Sun Wukong (LEGO Monkie Kid): Weird, how'd you know it was broken?
Sun Wukong (Monkey King 2009): Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken...
Sun Wukong (LEGO Monkie Kid): *squints* Suspicious.
Sun Wukong (Monkey King 2009): No! It's NOT!
Sun Wukong (Havoc in Heaven 1964): If it matters (probably not), but Sunny's the last one out of all of us.
Sun Wukong (JTTW Legend of the Monkey King 1999): Pepa! I don't even drink that brand of tea!
Sun Wukong (Havoc in Heaven 1964): If so, then what were you doing in the tearoom earlier?
Sun Wukong (JTTW Legend of the Monkey King 1999): I was trying to get into those Peach-flavored mooncakes we saved from our trips to the festivals! Everyone knows that, Pepa-!
Sun Wukong (Monkey King Hero Is Back): Okay, okay, let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it, Sage...
Sun Wukong (Monkey King Reborn): NO! WHO BROKE IT!
Sun Wukong (Monkey King 2009): *looks over to Nezha Reborn Sun Wukong* Sage? Uncle's been AWFULLY quiet.
Sun Wukong (New Gods Nezha Reborn): *offended* REALLY?!
Sun Wukong (Monkey King 2009): Yes, really!
*The Wukongs argue and argue*
Sun Wukong (Monkey King Hero Is Back): *with a face of horrified concern*
Sun Wukong (Monkey King Reborn): *looks towards the audience* I broke it. Burned my hand, so I smashed it. I predict ten minutes from now on; they'll cut each other's tails with war paint on their faces, and a pig head on a stick. *looks back to the Wukongs* *looks back to the audience* Good. Getting a little chummy around here...
