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"U-uh, h-hey, all... D-didn't know you w-were here, s-sorry... Wh..what do you n-need?"

"Um..Hello! My name's Mia Fey, it's nice to meet you.."

Struck by her out-of-the-ordinary appearance, it took Phoenix a moment to reply.

"…you can call me Phoenix. Say…"

"…where ya going dressed all fancy like that?"

This is out of hand, BOTH MAYAS are being troublesome now. I don't think my heart can take it.

You’re telling me. I’m getting a migraine from this nonsense. We need to sit them down and have a serious talk.

3 people have awoken the Phoenix

"Why do ya look so smug? Just win a prize or something?"

★ (oops)

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.[] Oh disgusting.[] Again, again.[] Kiss you back.[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.[x] Slap/Push you away. gently

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Um no. Taken wohoo.[] YES.[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.[] Ew.[x] Sure.[] YES.

Sex?:

[x] Let’s do it.[x] No. You can’t handle my d.[] FUCK YES.[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.[] Yes.[x] No, you already did.

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OH GOD THAT'S GROSS

SAVE ME TWINNIE

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(CACKLES THAT’S EXACTLY WHY)

[[ TWINNY NO— ]]

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omg i love you already ok

yes good i love you too new friend uwu

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