#askagentlang

[bestimmt-wertlos]

"U-uh, h-hey, all... D-didn't know you w-were here, s-sorry... Wh..what do you n-need?"

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Lang zi says Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!.

{I can’t-}

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ask-agentlang??like what is even going on between you two

"Lang? He’s…"What was Lang, to her?"He’s a friend. Yeah, that’s it, a friend!"

{Mun: ask-agentlang’s mun and I are close friends; she’s like a sister to me. So our muses will get into crazy shenanigans together. And we’ll meme on each other.}

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§ wwinks

oh gosh i knew this was going to happen but that isnt making this less embarrassing to write

This was possibly the last thing she’d expected to happen.It had been a pretty average day. She’d been walking along, then, talking to Lang, when she’d found herself shoved up against the wall, his lips shoved against hers.

Her first instinct had been to push him away; he was much stronger than her, she remembered then, and the attempt would surely be fruitless. Besides, she wasn’t entirely against it.

So she simply stood there, face slightly flushed, body stiff, as his lips moved against hers.  At least, for a moment. After a few moments of standing stiffly, she relaxed, and wound her arms around his neck, leaning forward onto the tips of her toes to make up for the rather large gap in height.

When they finally separated, both breathless, she untangled herself from him, ducked under his arm, and ran.

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∞(one that i haven't heard yet)☼♤☄✘♬✎

∞-It’s headcanon time 

one that you haven’t heard i’ve told you everything jeebus

well this isnt really a headcanon but just„, kay and lang at an amusement park„, they go on all the rides even the cheesy little kid ones and kay makes lang go on water rides very much against his will he is just like “no. no water rides.” and kay just drags him along

kay tries to climb ahead in roller coater lines multiple times and lang just grabs her by the back of her shirt or something and pulls her back 

but they both really love coasters and have a gr8 time (except for the water rides) and yeah

they made edgeworth drive them and drag him along the whole time and on the drive kay keeps asking how long the drive will be over and over and lang sticks his head out the window

edgeworth vows never to drive them anyplace again

☼ - Day in the sun

yes of course kay would go hang out with him they could do fun stuff and be friends and-

yes ofc is basically what im trying to say here

♤ - Game time!

games games games

theyd probably play a video game i cant see either of them being patient enough to play like monopoly or some s/t

acuTALLY SCRATCH THAT

they get edgeworth and gumshoe and they play clue

edgeworth always wins

well okay not always lang sometimes wins and kay and gumshoe are just like

"h o w"

☄ - Call for help

she’d call him for help she’d call anyone she doesn’t really care

✘ - Scars

"Scars, huh?"The girl paused for a moment.

"Well, I don’t have many," she said, pushing back the fringe on the side of her forehead.

"I fell off my bed when I was little, hit my head, and got this.  And this," Kay said, taking off her left glove and pointing to a mark on the back of her hand, "Well, I’m not sure how I got that one." 

♬ - Dance Dance Revolution

it said dancing it didnt say any specific type

okay but seriously just imagine kay and lang playing ddr. they are v serious about ddr. they put it on expert or whatever the hardest level is. they are v hardcore ddr.

they are playing at an arcade and kay and lang are getting many looks. they do not care, kay is ddr pro. she is very good she keeps beating lang

then they go extort edgeworth for another 20 to get more tokens so they can play another round and he hopes they run out of energy to keep playing soon because he only has so many 20s

it counts as dancing

✎ - Notes

“Wolfboy

Shi Long Lang

Mr Lang

Lang,

I’m not good at writing deep or meaningful things, so I guess I’ll make this brief.

I have this HUGE crush on you.

I know, I’m seventeen, and crush is a pretty childish word. But it’s the only way I can think of to describe this.

I guess I just wanted to tell you that I really like you.

~Kay

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"It's not fun being a guy, the only positive thing I can say for this is..I can finally stand up while peeing.." 

"but seriously...this isn't funny mr. Lang and you know it.."

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except all he does is send them courage wolf so they block him. Lang is not very good at this whole technology shtick

i like you and your lang headcanons because they make me laugh because i can see them happening yes