#basically anything.

[bredforloyalty]

anyone got house recommendations for me

[draculizing]

i took an oath to never watch another super hero movie sober and since then theyve become way better actually. its so much more fun to watch huge jackedman breast boobily for two hours and kill people and zone out every time someone starts talking about the plot

[makeyoucxre]

troll food being safe for you varies from timeline to timeline. often, the same exact thing between timelines could either rip your internals apart or just be thicker and tougher. take it case by case, nobody on this damned enigma hellsite can speak for all timelines.

Woah, sick. 

I’ll definitely be sure to run some tests first, just to be sure. Worse case, I eat 200 year old irradiated pastry on the daily. And giant, more irradiated bugs and monsters. 

I’m totally taking your warning seriously, but you also shouldn’t underestimate my internals. Pretty sure they’re made of lead, at this point.

[besmirchthis]

wait excuse me i don't remember that at all.