low-res polyphonic crypt rat

rook. they/them. 39. null. i am sorie for this experience.

[certainromance]

DO I WANNA KNOW? @ Osaka, 2023

[flopnewvegas]

i think Ulysses is one of the fnv characters that benefits the most in a modern AU. let this dude be an american history professor PLEASE

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[morgannalefey]

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

[reinapepiada]

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[redstonedust]

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

[kleinergeist]

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[tokkibean]

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

[harpyharpyharpy]

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

[daddy-long-legssss]

anticipation has a habit to set you up

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[cannibalchicken]

[derangedrhythms]

I’d compel you as I have been compelled by you.

Adrienne Rich, Fox: Poems 1998-2000; from ‘Four Short Poems’

[anarchistmemedistro]

[rjalker]

[ID from ALT: bluesky tweet by @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social, white text on a black background: “Hey, if you're feeling like life has passed you by and you're too old to start something new, remember that John Brown was 55 before he killed his first pro-slavery settler in the Kansas Territory. It's never too late to follow your dreams.” End ID.]

[thememedaddy]

[cargopantsman]

@anais-ninja-bitch

[anais-ninja-bitch]

yah, that's p much it. that's the show on this here blog.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

@wordcubed sent me this one with the note of type of shit i would wear, and i agree, but i would also need a crop top

feel free to tell me what the crop top should say

[angehaufte-mutationen]

[besmirchthis]

wow google docs thanks for your helpful suggestions.

when i write ‘the rat is terrified and pisses itself,’ i in fact do noT mean to say ‘the rat is terrified and pisses itself off.’

though, sake if fairness, that’s pretty fucking funny.