#basketfullofbanans

[elliexer-moved]

*draws world leaders as anthros* Ellie i cant believe every country on this earth is ran by a furry :/

john mccain has a fursona, are you gonna make fun of furries now??? checkmate.

[woodys]

ARUJJHLJDDAAFIDGKFHOFD

[wormdykes]

you have gone through so much character development

Honestly i have like i cant find the very first selfie i posted to tumblr (i think i deleted it when i was organizing my blog last year) but like i remember it was a photo of me looking like a hot mess sitting in my mom’s car and like,,,,,damn,,,,,

ALSO i used to be such a shit and like didnt ever check myself and would like post art photos w/o sourcing them and all sorts of bullshittery and now look at me....a bonafide internet user who sources ppl and keeps myself in line.,.,,,

[elliexer-moved]

if you want something like this, consider commissioning me!

[elliexer-moved]

this is just a head canon but Aquamarine would love Papa Smoke

wrong.

IT’S CANON.

[elliexer-moved]

Hey so uh, how is Lars gonna explain this one to the fam? "Hi guys, sorry I went missing! I was kidnapped by aliens, died, got brought back to life, and now I'm pink, a portal to another dimension, PLUS a zombie. Didn't mean to make you worry." Also does this make Lars a member of the Crystal Gems??

right like God what are his parents going to say? not that they said anything about the first he went missing on the island but like, y’know lmfao. i’m sure him being pink is gonna be a huge like “UH HEY LARS SO UM, WHAT THE FUCK?” and i would assume than, yeah. he’s probably a member of the crystal ‘femmes’ as he said in the pilot so long ago lmfao

[elliexer-moved]

ellie how the fuck are you gatekeeping for wanting lesbian spaces to not have rats with bangs infesting them??

your guess is literally as good as mine

[elliexer-moved]

ellie if you ever type the word krussy out again, I will personally knock you out IT IS TOO DAMN EARLY FOR THIS

suck my krussy bitch