#bastard redacted

[sandpapersnowman]

THAT WSA CLOSE

[sandpapersnowman]

dad was laughing really hard at something he found going through his files and it was a picture of a cheeto i sent him like three years ago :')

[sandpapersnowman]

uvu

Who cooks:

they take turns

Who does the laundry and other chores:

usually Louis but Trevor pitches in when he's there

How many children do they have:

hAH (you coldhearted bitch)

Who’s more dominant:

Trevor

Favorite nonsexual activity:

museums

Their favorite place to be together:

art museum

Any traditions:

they spend Thanksgiving with Louis' family and Christmas with Annie

Annie sneaks Trevor a new gay porn movie when Louis isn't looking

he keeps them even if he doesn't watch them

Their “song”:

:')

What they do for each other on holidays:

Louis gets him sweaters and takes them off of him

Trevor tries to blow him every year but Louis always turns it down so he ends up taking him to dinner, taking him to a movie, and then going to the mall and buying him whatever he wants.

Where did they go for their honeymoon:

why must you hurt me in this way

Where did they first meet:

through Annie jfgdkjhgjhrerttg

Any pets:

only trevor's dignity

What do they fight over:

nothing

Do they go on vacations, if so where

no

they were gonna do family vacations

but i guess not

[sandpapersnowman]

butts

Who cooks:

Trevor

Who does the laundry and other chores:

Trevor

How many children do they have:

Sam

Who’s more dominant:

James

Favorite nonsexual activity:

idk they watch TRON a lot when they're younger but then james' favorite activity is cheating on trevor so i'm gonna go with hanging out with annie

Their favorite place to be together:

probably the couch having sex or making out or watching movies or something

unless you mean a public place

in that case tattoo parlor

james annoys everyone (customers and employees alike) but not enough that drew makes trevor take him home

Any traditions:

i dont think so do they have any

Their “song”:

;)))))))))) (or this one)

What they do for each other on holidays:

james cheats and trevor cries to rob about it

Where did they go for their honeymoon:

probably spain

Where did they first meet:

oh god im gonna cry they met in second grade okay TREVOR WAS NEW AND JAMES GAVE HIM A VALENTINE AND TREVOR GAVE HIM HIS CANDY HEARTS IT WAS A REALLY LONG TIME AGO

Any pets:

Rob

What do they fight over:

p much everything

Do they go on vacations, if so where

spain

[sandpapersnowman]

fuVMKNIH

SHIPPING MEEM

Who cooks:

dirk

Who does the laundry and other chores:

dirk

How many children do they have:

a centaur

Who’s more dominant:

dirk

Favorite nonsexual activity:

watching horses on tv or at races or shopping for a new bridle

Their favorite place to be together:

riding majestically on a horse together

Any traditions:

using giant horse cock dildoes

Their “song”:

Pony (the version by Far)

What they do for each other on holidays:

buy each other horse cocks

Where did they go for their honeymoon:

nowhere; they made each other robot horses and both spent the day getting destroyed by metal horse cock

Where did they first meet:

Universal Horsecock-lovers Chatroom

Any pets:

only when they're doing ponyplay

What do they fight over:

they don't really fight. they're a very relaxed couple.

Do they go on vacations, if so where

nope

[sandpapersnowman]

i hate you

Who cooks:

seb

Who does the laundry and other chores:

seb

How many children do they have:

all of London's psychos and high-level criminals

Who’s more dominant:

JIM

Favorite nonsexual activity:

killing (although even that's p sexual when they do that together. like pop-a-boner-then-fuck-in-the-blood sexual)

Their favorite place to be together:

sherlock's bedroom

Any traditions:

leaving used condoms in sherlock's bed

Their “song”:

Closer by Nine Inch Nails

What they do for each other on holidays:

seb gets jim a fitted leather jacket made from human flesh and jim fucks him in it

Where did they go for their honeymoon:

a penthouse in Tokyo. it doubled as a business trip though

Where did they first meet:

jim searched him out and then this fic happened obviously

Any pets:

seb IS jim's pet

What do they fight over:

everything. anything they can. because the anger sex and make-up sex are both fucking awesome

Do they go on vacations, if so where

they consider business trips vacations

because hotel rooms they can pay to repair and killing people? best thing

[sandpapersnowman]

it still boggles me that i didn't fic for like a year

because i didn't really have a fandom from the end of 8th to like halfway through 9th

and then there was val

[sandpapersnowman]

my younger cousin is twelve and she just got a facebook and she like

liveblogs the bus smells

she's her own bus weather report oh my god