Dec 31, 2024
If you, somehow, magically get Bastion drunk? Bro’s a freak.
Absolute freak.
Like concerningly so.
Bro’s never been drunk before.
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If you, somehow, magically get Bastion drunk? Bro’s a freak.
Absolute freak.
Like concerningly so.
Bro’s never been drunk before.
Tis the season everyone
Domestic Bastion where you have three cats, a bird, two dogs, and a entire goddamn farm.
Because he hates machinery. He can hear it too well.
But what he loves is nature. He always has.
I'll be the one to do it: what was the dream 👁👁
It was wild dawg. I was like working for them and I was dressed in a tight outfit. Mister Sinister wanted to make Bastion jealous so he started fucking me. Then Bastion just casually joined like it was nothing. There was a lot of cum by the end of it. We all just went back to work like it never happened.
I had such a smutty dream about mister sinister and bastion. I might share the details if asked too; but not rn
Hey, remember how Bastion self-repaired after fighting Jubilee? I don't get why they had to animate the techno-organic virus tentacles again. I mean, during the transformation? Sure. But why do that again later as if implying he can create/use those tentacles whenever?? Just putting it out there- NO I SWEAR I'M NOT INTO THAT STUFF BUT THEY'RE THE ONES WHO ANIMATED-
*gets yeeted into the freaky horny jail*
Imagine him fucking himself with them.
That’s it. That’s my add on.
Even better. Fucking someone else with them.
He definitely talks you through it. Voice low and rough from pleasure, lips pressed against your ear as he speaks, softly praising you and instructing you.
I know right? they made bastion so hot is was distracting. he even slicks his hair back in a moment of repose during the climactic fight scene. they were horny horny
I didn’t even see this but this is so true like WOW
Idk shit about that new blood hunt event marvels doing in the comics but imagine a vampire Bastion. Cringe, ik, but idc.
Like he does everything so he doesn’t have to feed.
He’s supposed to protect humanity, not hurt them.