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“What d’ya want? I’m busy.”

-- I don't think that counts as a problem that warrants my intervention. Maybe you should take care of that on your own.

I'm relaxing. I do hope your reason for interrupting me warrants said interruption.

“--- No, you don’t get it! Please, you’ve got to listen to me! This has all just been a horrible misunderstanding!”

“Suppose being claimed isn’t so bad. Comfy bed, sex, decent food... certainly worth it in this hell hole.”

This fascination with my genitals has to stop.

“I think I hate everyone. No -- wait. Definitely hate everyone.”

My, my. Look at what I found. Should you even have this in your possession?

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