#batboy tag

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guys guys guys

Damian braiding readers hair, they want to try a style that has gemstones on the clips and you bring some fake gemstones that you brought and Damian looks at them, scoffs and calls Dick to bring the heirloom hair things. You try and tell him it's not necessary but he goes over you, as he so often does.

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thinking about a disabled reader, preferably with eds (ehlers danlos syndrome) and how the bats would handle their flareups.

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Dick: he finds you trying to carefully stretch, crying every time you move. He sighs, familiar with your stubbornness and knowing that you can't be talked down. Instead he picks you up and takes you to his room with his mattress that can be heated or cooled. He heats it for you, humming an old romani lullaby as you cry until you fall asleep.

Jason: Jason gets it more then anyone else. He still has phantom pain from the Joker and hates it more then anything else. If he's the one to find you likely late at night, trying not to sob as you head down the stairs to find a heating pad and some coffee, delirious with pain, he carries you back to your room and turns on the heating pad that you already keep in there.

Cass: Depending on how bad your pain is, Cass leads you through some stretches almost like a physical therapist would, carefully monitering you to make sure that you don't over do it. When she thinks that you're done, she helps you to bed and lays with you, rubbing your back until you fall asleep.

Tim: Oh Tim gets it more then he would like to admit. He has pain flareups that he's only just learning to listen to, often working until someone forces him to stop. When you, Tim and Jason are all flaring up, Dick sticks the three of you in the same bed so he can make sure that no one is trying to do anything stupid, cough cough Tim.

Duke: Duke is very gentle compared to their siblings. They make you cold sweet tea because they don't want you to overheat and sing lullabies in french, the very ones that their mother sang to them. Duke is in full support of you resting as much as you need for as long as you need, going as far to email anyone that needs emailing to make sure that you're comfortable and safe.

Damian: Damian knows a lot about chronic pain and understands that while he could dunk you into the pit, it will always come back. That is the nature of disability, it always finds you. Instead of dunking you in the pit, he changes laws, works to make the entire world accessible, including the manor. Damian shows his love through action, and actions he will take.

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yandere jondami are obviously very different in the ways that they behave around reader. Jon is much more casual, takes you to the little hole in the wall spots he's found since living in gotham, adn the two of you go to sports games and just have fun. Damian on the the other hand courts you and thats very interesting because he forces jewerly on you and takes you to dinners until you confess to worrying that he thinks you're only using him for his money

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Damian Wayne and Duke Thomas deserve to have sharp canines that they flash to make people uncomfortable.

Duke has them because they're a demigod, Damian has them from the lazurus pit

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okok listen

incestuous batfam x reader who is part of the batfam, but is not yet part of the batpolycule and is unfortunately too dense to notice the attempts to drag them in? (romantic obviously)

I feel you on this one. I'm honestly not quite sure where this one is going yet but I feel like there are a few different ways that this Could go.

One: Reader is so insecure that they really don't believe that the others are into them like that, like why would such beautiful people be into someone like them? This route involves lots of loving affectionate sex and just lots of reassurence (this will make me blush while writing it but that's neither here nor there) but all together probably the fluffiest of the paths

Two: reader is genuinely so confused. Like why the fuck are they constantly being flirted with by their adopted family, they're into it for sure but what the fuck is going on here. Honestly I feel like this route will end with someone absolutely fucking readers brains out jut to get the message across (Damian maybe) and when someone else wanders in (Jason would be good for this) Damian casually asks if they want a turn next.

Three: Reader is insecure like route one except Yandere. When the others get wind that you're too insecure to believe that you're wanted, they kinda lose their shit a little bit. It starts with gentle touches and questions about likes and dislikes about leather and colors (for a collar though you don't know that yet) and you answer honestly thinking that they're asking about something for Christmas or your birthday (depending on the time of year) so you're surprised when they present you with a collar and an offer to be theirs. You accept of course but you can't but notice the sharpness in their eyes and smiles.

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moonlight verse batfam headcanons

they're all really possessive especially when it comes to the newer/younger members of the family (obviously)

At one point Tim had a really bad morality crisis and ran off to find himself and scared Dick so badly that he threatened to put a tracker in Tim's neck (this was also when Dick discovered Tim's lack of spleen and lost his shit [again]). It took the combined forces of Jason, Duke and Cass to convince Dick to let Tim out of the timeout room.

The timeout room is a fortified, bat proof, glorified prison cell. It's comfortable sure but being trapped in one place for over twenty four hours gets to a person eventually. Everyone but Duke has been confirmed there. Even bruce has been confirmed to the timeout room at one point.

Jason refuses to sleep in his own bedroom ninety precent of the time. Usually he sleeps with Duke in their room because Duke has an open door policy (if the door's open anyone's welcome). There have been several late night emergencies where Duke and Jason have burst out of Duke's room half dressed, armed to the teeth, and half awake.

Dick likes to groom people, running his fingers through their hair, putting out clothes for people to wear, brushing his check against someone else's cheek.

Though no one ever says anythign about it, Duke and Cass are agreed upon as the unoffical favorites mostly because they've never tried to kill Bruce in a bad mood.

When Duke was new to the family, and Damian was on the fence about them, he tried to poison them. Duke just smiled, sweet and serene, explaining to Damian that they've been taking a basic neutralizer for weeks. That's when Damian decided to like Duke.

Bruce's main business partner in this au is actually Lex Luthor. they may not always get along but Tim's dating Kon-el (aka Alexander Luthor) and Damian has all but put a collar on Jon, so they try to get along. Lex adores his boyfriend (clark) and Clark is one of bruce's only friends so they do their best.

Cass doesn't really have a normal person's understanding of 'not hers'. When she and steph started to date, she would steal Steph's clothes and replace them with her own. it took a lot of work for Cass to come to the understanding that she can't just takes the clothes of people who matter in the world. She still steals from her siblings from time to time but they all pretend not to notice.

Jason really enjoys working with children. He actually works as a kindergarden teacher in this au in the narrows, both to cement the family's hold and because he really likes it. He goes undercover as Jacob P. Worth (after alfred) and it makes alfred tear up when he hears it.

Cass likes to sleep upside down on chandliers for some reason. She did it once during a gala and now does it all the time.

Tim really enjoys energy drinks and Cass is a sweet coffee drinker.

Cass also really enjoys watching her siblings cook. It brings her peace. there's something very comforting to her about watching people cook.

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thinking about the batfam having competitions and the loser gets gangbanged like im sorry, competitions where the loser is furious and bitey and gets themselves gagged, please gods

(specifically when Tim loses and his general attitude means he HAS to be gagged and damian takes far too much joy in this)

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thinking about muzzles.

thinking about Damian getting muzzled by dick in the early days to teach him some respect.

thinking about Damian muzzling Tim because Tim can't keep his mouth shut.

thinking about Dick muzzling Jason because he won't stop biting.