#batbuddies

[batbobsession]

What have I been doing? Well, certainly not listening to this, dancing around my room, and drowning in nostalgia.

Squad, I miss the old days so much...I wish there could be a resurgence of BatB content...it’s like my second home...

@lumiereswig @forr-everrmorre @im-too-obssesed @cad-enza @plumettesfeathers

[cad-enza-blog]

Look at what I got today! ❤️

[im-too-obssesed]

‘Lumiere’ Lyrics

GOSH IT DISTURBS ME TO SEE YOU LUMIERE

LOOKING SO DOWN IN THE DUMPS

EVERYONE HERE’D LOVE TO BE YOU LUMIERE

EVEN WHEN TAKING YOU LUMPS

THERE'S NO ONE IN TOWN AS ADMIRED AS YOU

YOU'RE EVERYONE'S FAVORITE GUUUUYYY

EVERYONE'S AWED AND INSPIRED BY YOU

AND IT'S NOT VERY HAAARRDD TO SEE WHYYYYYY

NOOOOO OOONNEEESSSSSS SLICK AS LUMIERE 

NO ONE'S QUICK AS LUMIERE 

NO ONE WRITES ANY MORE SWEET FANFICS LIKE LUMIERE 

FOR THERE'S NO ONE ON HERE QUITE AS AWESOME 

 PERFECT, A PURE JERRY O 

YOU CAN ASK ANYBODY ON TUMBLR 

AND THEY'LL TELL YOU WHOSE BLOG THEY'D PREFER TO BE OONNNNNN 

WHOOOOOO PLAYYYYSSSSS....SONGS LIKE LUMIERE

WHO BREAKS HEARTS LIKE LUMIERE 

WHO'S THE ONE WITH AN ENTIRE SQUAD LIKE LUMIERE

AS A WRITER OF COURSE I'M INTIMIDATING 

MY WHAT A GUY THAT LUMIERE 

I NEEDED ENCOURAGEMENT 

THANK YOU MY CHILD 

 WELL IT'S REALLY NO PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU'RE SO WIIILD!!! </i></b>

Too much? No.

NOOOOO OOONNEEE FIGHTS LIKE LUMIERE 

MAKES GOOD LIGHTS LIKE LUMIERE 

IN A WRESTLING MATCH NOBODY BITES LIKE LUMIERE 

WHEN I WRITE I SNEAK UP WITH MY QUIVER AND READERS OF THE FIELD SAY A PRAYER 

FIRST I CARFULLY LURE THEM WITH FLUUF 

THEN I SHOOT THEM WITH ANGST 

Is that fair? I don't care.

NO ONE HITS LIKE LUMIERE 

 WRITES CRACK FICS LIKE LUMIERE 

IN A SPITTING MATCH NOBODY SPITS LIKE LUMIERE 

I'M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT EXPECTORATING

*spits violently*

TEN NOTES FOR LUMIERE! 

WHEN I WAS A LAD I WROTE FOUR DIFFERENT FICS EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GET GOOD 

AND NOW THAT I'M GROWN I WRITE FOUR DOZEN FICS SO I'M ROUGHLY THE BEST IN THE WORRRRLLLLLLLD

*cue Great Comet dance number here* 

WHOOOOOO HAAAAAASS BRAINS (LIKE LUMIERE) 

ENTERTAINS (LIKE LUMIERE) 

WHO CAN MAKE UP THESE ENDLESS REFRAINS LIKE LUMIEEEREE (Me, the ghostwriter.) 

I USE CANDLES IN ALL OF MY DEEECOORRRAAATING

SAY IT AGAIN *knee slapping thing* 

WHO'S A MAN AMONG MEN *more knee slapping* 

WHO'S A SUPER SUCCESS 

DON'T YOU KNOW 

CAN'T YOU GUESS 

ASK HIS FANS AND THE REST OF THE SQUAAAAD 

THERE'S JUST ONE GUY IN TOWN WHO'S GOT ALL OF IT DOOOOOOOWWWN 

 AND HIS NAME'S.... L U M....I...THERE IS NOT ANOTHER I.... 

 IT JUST OCCURED TO ME... THAT THIS IS REALLY JUST A SECRET GREAT COMET BLOG!

LUUUUMMMIIIEEEERRRRRREEEE!!!!!!!!!

@lumiereswig Here you go! The full lyric sheet. (I hope you enjoy it! And use it in your bio lmao)

@forr-everrmorre: You're next. Prepare for the lyrics.

[forr-everrmorre]

Stand up straight, it’s time fucker! I have no state funds but I can tell you who is easy.

@lumiereswig, probably

[batbobsession]

Bears vs Humans vs Jeff Goldblum.

We're watching Buzzfeed Unsolved.

@lumiereswig

@im-too-obssesed @forr-everrmorre

[batbobsession]

Hey squad, would you be down to watch the Lion King musical at a set time?

@lumiereswig @forr-everrmorre @im-too-obssesed @cad-enza @plumettesfeathers

[batbobsession]

I think the best Squad moment I had...

...was when we opened a Discord chat and heard each other's voices for the first time. I guess it was sort of like confirmation that we hadn't been talking to robots or something, I don't know. But for the first few minutes we were just giggling at the sound of our voices and it was the most wholesome thing in the world. I'm pretty sure that if we ever met up in real life we would just run to each other and have a huge group hug that lasts for several minutes before all the inside jokes resurface. And it just warms my heart to know that I have friends like that. @lumiereswig @forr-everrmorre @im-too-obssesed @cad-enza

[batbobsession]

@lumiereswig @forr-everrmorre @plumettesfeathers Look, it’s us.