#batch request

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Batch Request: Robot Angst

“You were meant for so much more than what I made you to be.”

“Wait. Before you deactivate me, please. Can you read me one last story?”

“I’m human. These things happen. There’s nothing you can do.”

“Sing me to sleep, one last time. I’d like your voice to be the last thing I hear.”

“Don’t get me wrong, what you’ve done is fantastic, but...don’t you think they’re becoming dangerous?”

“You said I could be anything I wanted to be. Why can’t I be human?”

“I think I’ve hit an all time low, falling for my own creation.”

“What have you become? What have I done?”

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Batch Request: Vikings

“We lost another boat, but this time, it wasn’t my fault.”

“Everyone knows I’m the best at braids.”

“You can never get tired of that cold ocean breeze.”

“We have a code of honor. We stick to it.”

“Rules? For you, maybe. I know I’m not listening to them.”

“The gold is worth the travel if you ask me.”

“There’s a fair share of blame going on around here and I’m not sure I like the implications.”

“Do any of you ever listen to me? Everything’s on fire now.”

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Batch Request: Hackers

“I thought I was here for a speed date; I didn’t know you were recruiting other hackers.”

“Stop making my phone play memes. We have serious work to do.”

“Woah, hey, we’re working together here. No need to make this about who’s a better hacker.”

“All I need you to do is sit there and tell me if I’m getting this code wrong.”

“Can you stop trying to get into my phone? You don’t want me to retaliate, I promise.”

“I know they said you were good, but why’d you have to be so slow?”

“Did you change the password on the safe we’re trying to get? Why?”

“Come on, we have a government to take down.”

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Batch Request: Criminals & Chaos

“I’m not here to hurt you- I’m here for the fun.”

“Looks like even the heroes need help sometimes.”

“Can you blame me for following the screams? Call me curious.”

“Don’t go arresting us after this. This is a favor- a debt, if you will.”

“Even if I hadn’t been bluffing, was it worth the risk of finding out?”

“I’m bad, but not that bad. I can’t let anyone go around showing me up.”

“None of you move and you won’t get hurt. I mean it. Seriously, don’t move.”

“Does it matter if we’re making it worse? It’s not like you had a handle on the situation anyway.”

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Batch Request: In Love With a Villain

“I hated them, but now...They know and respect me in a way someone hasn’t before.”

“For all that they claim to be evil, they still saved me and cradled me in their arms when I needed it.”

“I know what people think, but I’ve never felt like I was in danger. Quite the opposite, actually.”

“It’s funny that they think they’re holding me captive, but they provide food, clothes, company, entertainment, and I haven’t had to pay for anything. They even gave me a quiet place to study for my exams and I’m sure I could just walk right out the door if I wanted to. If this is evil, they’re doing a poor job.”

“Yes, they robbed a bank, and yes they shouldn’t have, but they gave it to charity. The charity that I’ve been trying to help for years!”

“I’ve always had questionable morality and they aren’t so bad. I think we fit together.”

“I want to think that my heart is in the right place, but it’s not. The only thing it’s good for is loving you.”

“You think you can save this villain of yours? Fine. They’re your responsibility now.”

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Batch Request: Friends’ (Oblivious) Romance

“They are being so obvious and they don’t even know it.”

“I wish I understood what this feeling is.”

“It’s almost painful at this point, watching these two dance around each other.”

“There’s no way they can’t see how they look at each other.”

“Sometimes they compliment me and I can’t tell if they’re flirting with me or if I’m just hoping that they are.”

“See, you’re telling me they feel the same, but I don’t think I believe you.”

“What do you mean ‘just friend’? Of course they are. What else would they be?”

“You don’t think about what they could be? That you two share less than platonic feelings toward each other?”

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Batch Request: Next to Stormy Waters

“Watching the ocean like this makes me feel many things. Excitement, nervousness. Unnameable emotions.”

“This is inspiring a painting that is surely going to be my best. I have to memorize this.”

“There is no amount of money you can offer me to get in that water.”

“You’re out there somewhere. Someday, I’ll get the courage to find you.”

“The waters are reflecting an anger that I can relate to.”

“I feel at home the most when I’m here. It helps when I’m reflecting on life.”

“There’s a danger in being this close to the storm. It’s exhilarating.” 

“I could lose myself out here, but I won’t. Not when I have so many things to do.”

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Batch Request: Christmas Romance

“It was a passing chance under the ‘mistletoe’ and I count that as being the luckiest I’ve ever been.”

“Who knew we’d both go for the ugliest sweaters we could find and it turned out to be this one?”

“I thought I was going to be alone for Christmas, but I have you.”

“Didn’t we agree to not go all out for Christmas? I think this qualifies.”

“I haven’t found the perfect ring yet, but with you sitting here under these lights and the way you’re laughing, I couldn’t not ask you.”

“No, no, let me understand. Are you seriously confessing to me? This means I both lost the bet and the chance to be the first, ugh. The only way you can make this up to me is by holding my hand.”

“I guess I should be thanking my friend who pulled me to this party, otherwise I would have never been introduced to you.”

“I spent so long thinking about the perfect gift, but- this is it. This is the one.”