#batcowled

[thanagrian]

me, thinking about how on thanagar shay wouldn’t have even been allowed to talk to someone of bruce’s status but on earth she gets to be his friend:

[nerdybirdboy]

batcowled replied to your video: Educational vid. 3. for @boywhelmed.

IM ABOUT TO SCREAM WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FILMS EVER

What’s happening is that Dick and Kon was going to have a movie marathon and @boywhelmed asked in the tags what they’d watch and I said those three films and she hadn’t seen any of them!

[positivelysuper]

for batcowled : Here I am, sending more uwus at Sim at @batcowled like I don’t already do that every single day! Sim is not only just one of my favorite people on this site, but they also supremely talented at writing Bruce Wayne. Their metas, their dialogue, and the way that they write Bruce’s mannerisms make me feel like he’s just coming off the page and right into my heart. I love them!

[hitsharderold]

clint barton 🤝 bruce wayne getting obscenely injured while their irritatingly durable team mates come away without a scratch

❝ It’s not fair. I have to try three times as hard to get one-third of the result and I still don’t get any respect. I’ve been running with gods and super soldiers for years with only a bow and arrow and my place on the team still gets questioned by people. It’s not, holy shit that dude can be an Avenger with no powers, it’s why is he an Avenger with no powers. ❞

❝ Fuck man, I need a drink. ❞

[thanagrian]

bruce: coffee isn’t going to fix this, shayera shay: shut the fuck up and just drink the espresso

[fightwing]

❛ i need to go alone. ❜ / @batcowled​

                   there are times when dick thinks nothing has changed. that when bruce wayne looks at him he sees a nine year old in a domino mask and green shorts hellbent on finding tony zucco. the kid who broke his chandelier, who cried at his parents funeral.    he sees his sidekick.   not a partner. not an equal, maybe not even a son. just another coworker he trusts just enough to get the job done.                    dick’s older now to realize that isn’t it.   but dammit if bruce wayne doesn’t test his newfound maturity sometimes. dick only holds back the eye roll considering they’re in public, and as far as the gossip rags know--- never been stronger.   prodigal son returns and all.   bruce wayne and his adopted, shorter bruce wayne. whatever. dick was born to perform anyway.         “ has that line ever worked? ”           it’s said with a smile and a glass of sparkling cider brought to his sober lips. it has. with who bruce is, of course it has because in the end, it will always be   his   way first. but dick wants to keep the peace tonight.       batman has a new robin.        dick won’t make the same mistakes as last time. he and bruce   HAVE   to be better. if for nothing else, than for tim.    they’re far enough from crowds dick doesn’t have to speak entirely in metaphors or code, but he was raised by batman, love it or leave it. he keeps names out of it.               “ the big speech is up next. i’ve seen caterers using the east hallway without trays, and three of them were on o’s rundown. lead the way and i’ll follow. ”         family is about a lot of things. sometimes, it’s even compromise. 

[thanagrian]

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thank u for letting me let shay ruin bruce’s hairdo

[riddlefool]

@batcowled​  :   “ do you know how hard it is to have a conversation with you ? ”      /    nikita  sentence  starters

         ‘ well  maybe ,  if  SOMEONE ,  ‘   he  coughs  for  emphasis ,   ‘  dressed  in  a  less  intimidating  fashion ,  we  wouldn’t  be  in  this  position !  ‘   

          edward  watches  the  shrinking  image  of  the  escaped  criminal  disappear  from  sight ,  &  manages  to  take  a  deep  breath .   he  fixes  the  lapels  of  his  jacket ,  smooths  back  down  his  hair ,  &  tries  to  calm  his  nerves .   logically ,  of  course ,  he  enjoys  his  life  as  a  private  investigator .   but  sometimes ....  oh ,  sometimes ....

          ‘  fine .  i’m  hard  to  converse  with ?!  well  you’re  impossible  to  solve  crime  with !   riddle  me  this :   how  in  holy  mackerel  does  robin  manage  to  stay  sane ?!  ‘